Universal Soldier Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 Since moving from the UK to Aus I have had a very large amount of people tell me That I look like the Naked Chef (Jamie Oliver) a few people noticed in the UK but since moving it has become unbeliveable to the point were I was getting stopped in the street. I have since shaved my head so it is not such a regular occurence now. But does anyone else share my curse??
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I'm the spitting image of Eric Stoltz. I've even been asked for his autograph while I was at a Spires out in Cali.
Oerwinde Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I've been told I look like the human version of Shrek, only with a beard. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
alanschu Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 When little kids in the mall that I don't know go "Mommy! Mommy! Spiderman!" I can no longer deny that I look like Tobey Maguire.
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 In the mid nineties when my hair was longer and slicked back small children would ask me if I was the White Power Ranger... Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I'm the plaid power ranger. I am mistaken for the rartan power ranger however.
Calax Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I don't know who I look like but appearently i have a twin somewhere. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 You can post a pic and we can try to suggest a celebrity.
Child of Flame Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I don't really look like anyone, but today as I was teaching Vaction Bible School at my church I got called ugly by an eleven year old girl and then pummeled by her tiny little fists. Then she grabbed my hand and told me I had to come meet her daddy. Then she decided my name was 'Bob', even though the nametag I was wearing clearly said 'Jim'. She insisted my name was Bob even after I pointed the name tag out. I get to go through it all again this morning. Kids are insane.
alanschu Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I'd post a pic of me, just because I'm narcissistic :D But I don't have a digitial camera, nor a scanner, nor a recent photo
Shryke Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 i look like Ozzy Osbourne apparently.... and i've also been told i look like Lucifer..... when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I don't really look like anyone, but today as I was teaching Vaction Bible School at my church I got called ugly by an eleven year old girl and then pummeled by her tiny little fists. Then she grabbed my hand and told me I had to come meet her daddy. Then she decided my name was 'Bob', even though the nametag I was wearing clearly said 'Jim'. She insisted my name was Bob even after I pointed the name tag out. I get to go through it all again this morning. Kids are insane. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think she has a crush on you. If you're not afraid of her dad, you should go after her.
alanschu Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I seem to catch the eye of many girls far too young for me :angry: Of course none of the ones I can legally look at give a crap about me :wallows in self pity: :remembers he's a geek and doesn't care!: :alanschu:
Darth Flatus Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 OMG!! She is only 11! SoE don't do it! unless she's hawt.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 If I were gay and desperate, I'd give you some kinky-goth love.
Child of Flame Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I don't really look like anyone, but today as I was teaching Vaction Bible School at my church I got called ugly by an eleven year old girl and then pummeled by her tiny little fists. Then she grabbed my hand and told me I had to come meet her daddy. Then she decided my name was 'Bob', even though the nametag I was wearing clearly said 'Jim'. She insisted my name was Bob even after I pointed the name tag out. I get to go through it all again this morning. Kids are insane. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think she has a crush on you. If you're not afraid of her dad, you should go after her. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh, I already figured that out. But you know, she's eleven, I'm eighteen. I have a bigger chest than her. Statuatory Rape isn't nearly as thrilling as it's rumored to be, etc. etc. etc.
EnderAndrew Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I have a bunch of pedophile jokes, but I don't think the mods would appreciate them.
Child of Flame Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 It's not like this thread isn't already going to be locked next time Fionavar the Mighty logs in. Go for it! So long as they don't break the forum rules, which as far as jokes go, probably just means no bad words, use metaphors man!
Hildegard Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 If I were gay and desperate, I'd give you some kinky-goth love. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you were smart and rational, you would stop posting your brainwashing nihilistic bullsh*t posts.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I'm just trying to clear away the existing brain-washing.
Hildegard Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I'm just trying to clear away the existing brain-washing. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So you could replace it with your own.
Child of Flame Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 You're doing a very good job too GoD. Everyone must know the truth, that the world that we live in is a lie, we must unmake ourselves in order to return this morass of darkness to the way it used to be, even if we ourselves will not see the fruits of our labor.* *Being unmade and all.
Guest GroinOfDespair Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 I have merely expressed the true outlook of the world. I have not said that people are required to accept it. In fact, I assume that most people won't. If expression of one's opinions are outlawed on this forum, then you are only proving my point of how dystopian our society has already become. Accepted opinions may be expressedly freely in a mockery of free speech.
Child of Flame Posted July 14, 2005 Posted July 14, 2005 But is there any true opinion? We do not exist, this world is an empty husk of what it once, was, no longer existing. There is no real opinion, it is all in your non-existent head. Blackness is the only truth, cold, empy, blackness.
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