Lord Tingeling Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 Alright, so this is a rather straightforward game. Here in this oh-so-glorious thread we compete by posting the most idiotic, corny or retarded qoutes we have come across in our journey through the wonderful world of literature. The winner will be bestowed with nonexistant honour and worthless bragging rights, as always. Any incarnation of the written word is accepted, here, but my gut feeling tells me fiction will yield the best (worst?) quotes. I'll start the thing off with a quote from Hallmark, a thoroughly stupid romance novel which I've had the misfortune of reading. "The most extraordinary event was taking place in Tyler's lap, and it took all her self-control not to stop what she was doing and inspect it." Top that, I dare you! "McDonald's taste damn good. I'd rtahe reat their wonderful food then the poisonous junk you server in your house that's for sure. What's funny is I'm not fat. In fact, I'm skinny. Though I am as healthy as cna be. Outside of being very ugly, and the common cold once in the blue moon I simply don't get sick." - Volourn, Slayer of Yrkoon! "I want a Lightsaber named Mr. Zappy" -- Darque "I'm going to call mine Darque. Then I can turn Darque on anytime I want." -- GhostofAnakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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