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See?

 

He agrees!

 

Close it!

Must... get... thread... locked... :thumbsup:

 

This picture shows how the Hoff is truly the Perfect Man:

 

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By Kaftan Barlast:

 

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Here is a real man's man.

 

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And he's be Atton from KOTOR:2. See, again, I'm on topic.

This is strangely hypnotic... :thumbsup:

 

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truly hypnotic :thumbsup:"

 

 

 

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He sings to germany!

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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They adore me!

Well, I am the President of the Hoff Fan Club... :blink:"

 

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Are you responsible for this?

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Not long till this is locked! We must use precius remaining time with care.

 

Has anyone heard Hoff's version of the song Castles in the Sky, which he did in the Baywatch Tribute-concert? Amazing. Sweet dusky melody of his mezzo-voice :blink:

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

David Hasslehoff once said he has always dreamed of playing Dr. Frank N Furter in the stage production of Rocky Horror.

The chest hairs. :ph34r:

 

 

Oww, my head.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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These pictures futher my notion that Mr. Hasslehoff is really Atton.

Jeezus Muhfuggin Kryst!! The zooming underwear gif is frightening if you aren't prepared :ph34r:

These pictures futher my notion that Mr. Hasslehoff is really Atton.

"I play pazaak in my pants"?

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

Must... not... laugh... co-workers... will think... I'm crazy...

 

*bursts out laughing*

 

This thread is all kinds of awesome!

 

BTW... Hasselhoff's cover of "Hooked On A Feeling"... ;) You need to hear this song.

Please review my fanfic!

Atton's Redemption

Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up!

 

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WTF...? :shifty: David Hasselhoff fans took over this thread, God damn you....you.....you...... :rolleyes:

Must stop laughing... alas it is hopeless... *falls out of desk chair* :rolleyes::shifty::lol::p:)

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Still here?

 

Even after the Hoffmeister :thumbsup:

WHAT?! How the hell did this thread resist the power of the Hoff?!

 

This is disgraceful...

 

Oohh... perhaps what this thread needs is a combined effort from two evil 80s superpowers... :-

 

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^ life size

You're Darth Sion! You badass, you. Sleep with vibroblades, or did those scars happen naturally? No, seriously! You've got this awesome bad streak that girls are drawn to, just be careful that your ego doesn't get too inflated and don't depend on your surroundings for survival. :thumbsup:

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