Darth Launch Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Must... get... thread... locked... This picture shows how the Hoff is truly the Perfect Man: [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
EnderAndrew Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Here is a real man's man. And he's be Atton from KOTOR:2. See, again, I'm on topic.
Darth Launch Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 This is strangely hypnotic... [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Kaftan Barlast Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 truly hypnotic " He sings to germany! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Darth Launch Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Well, I am the President of the Hoff Fan Club... " [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
Musopticon? Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Not long till this is locked! We must use precius remaining time with care. Has anyone heard Hoff's version of the song Castles in the Sky, which he did in the Baywatch Tribute-concert? Amazing. Sweet dusky melody of his mezzo-voice kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 David Hasslehoff once said he has always dreamed of playing Dr. Frank N Furter in the stage production of Rocky Horror.
Musopticon? Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 The chest hairs. :ph34r: Oww, my head. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 These pictures futher my notion that Mr. Hasslehoff is really Atton.
Darth Flatus Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Jeezus Muhfuggin Kryst!! The zooming underwear gif is frightening if you aren't prepared :ph34r:
Musopticon? Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 These pictures futher my notion that Mr. Hasslehoff is really Atton. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "I play pazaak in my pants"? kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds
EnderAndrew Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 "I play pazaak in my pants"? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Absolute Gold!
Silvershadow Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Must... not... laugh... co-workers... will think... I'm crazy... *bursts out laughing* This thread is all kinds of awesome! BTW... Hasselhoff's cover of "Hooked On A Feeling"... You need to hear this song. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
Hildegard Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 WTF...? David Hasselhoff fans took over this thread, God damn you....you.....you......
Darkside Posted June 29, 2005 Posted June 29, 2005 Must stop laughing... alas it is hopeless... *falls out of desk chair*
Darth Launch Posted June 30, 2005 Posted June 30, 2005 WHAT?! How the hell did this thread resist the power of the Hoff?! This is disgraceful... Oohh... perhaps what this thread needs is a combined effort from two evil 80s superpowers... [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
hearts inferno Posted July 1, 2005 Posted July 1, 2005 You're Darth Sion! You badass, you. Sleep with vibroblades, or did those scars happen naturally? No, seriously! You've got this awesome bad streak that girls are drawn to, just be careful that your ego doesn't get too inflated and don't depend on your surroundings for survival.
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