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Posted

Here is a detailed death moment of exotic Jedi wench Barriss, known as a healer and bota drug amateur.

 

Kaftan... you may start cry :shifty:

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HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

*twitch*.....*twitch*.....*snicker*....*giggle*.... :thumbsup:

 

The above diagram shows the process of my reaction to these frames. :p

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying

Are the best I've ever had

Posted

At least she had a quick and funny death. :cool:

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

You're all breaking my heart! :'( How can you be so cruel!!

 

 

 

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Sweet Barriss, you never did anyone any harm. You were always nice and helpful, you tended the clones and other Jedi when they were hurting. You were a Florence Nightingale of space, with a lightsaber... we'll miss you :'(

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

Yeah, you should be happy she joined Force, like Yoda said in ROTS. :thumbsup:

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

Thankyou, I feel a bit better now.

 

 

 

But its still sad :'(

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
There is no picnic song sad enough to convey my grief over these horrible news :p I must therefore turn to the saddest song ever, "forever autumn" form The War of the Worlds album.

 

 

 

 

barriss.jpg

 

The summer sun is fading as the year grows old

And darker days are drawing near

The winter winds will be much colder

Now you're not here.

 

I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky

And one by one they disappear

 

I wish that I was flying with them

Now you're not here.

 

Like the sun through the tres you came to love me

 

Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

 

Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way

You always loved this time of year

Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now

'cause you're not here

'cause you're not here

'cause you're not here

 

 

Like the sun through the trees you came to love me

Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away

 

A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes

 

As if to hide a lonely tear

My life will be Forever Autumn

'cause you're not here

'cause you're not here

'cause you're not here

 

:'(

Ah, sweet Barriss...we'll always have Kashyyyk. :'(

 

 

Also: I'm particularly fond of the Michelangelo take on Jedi Healer's cover art:

 

medstar2.jpg

 

:thumbsup:

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Posted

Yes it's good that Barriss has two novels entirely about her

 

First volume was better than most of EU I might add. :thumbsup:

 

 

Detailed cover of first volume depicting Bariss without hood:

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HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

If I ever cross that fatal line in the sand and read a Star Wars book, it'll be that one.

 

 

 

 

:thumbsup:

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted
In that promo pic of barris it looks like she is about to play her lightsaber like a flute.

That's because her heart was as light as a breeze, and her laughter was like the sighing of the wind. :thumbsup:

 

 

R.I.P. sweet, innocent Barriss. :'(

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Posted

Satysfying Jaguars: :blink:

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HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

Posted

After all she did for them, they just turn and shoot her in the back ;)

 

 

 

 

OMG that IS a pieta! Never thought about that until now. :o

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

BTW, what comic is that pic from?

 

I thought I'd read all of the new SW comics. ;)

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

Posted

The scene of Barriss death is from issue 3 of the official EpIII comic book.

 

 

 

 

The scene with Barriss and Mace is from Star Wars Republic #65

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Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture.

 

"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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