May 28, 200520 yr Here is a detailed death moment of exotic Jedi wench Barriss, known as a healer and bota drug amateur. Kaftan... you may start cry barriss_death.bmp HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
May 28, 200520 yr *twitch*.....*twitch*.....*snicker*....*giggle*.... The above diagram shows the process of my reaction to these frames. And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
May 28, 200520 yr Author At least she had a quick and funny death. :cool: HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
May 28, 200520 yr You're all breaking my heart! :'( How can you be so cruel!! Sweet Barriss, you never did anyone any harm. You were always nice and helpful, you tended the clones and other Jedi when they were hurting. You were a Florence Nightingale of space, with a lightsaber... we'll miss you :'( DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
May 28, 200520 yr There there Kaftan... She's at one with the Force now... [color=gray][i]OO-TINI![/i][/color]
May 28, 200520 yr Author Yeah, you should be happy she joined Force, like Yoda said in ROTS. HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
May 28, 200520 yr Kaftan heed the words of Master Yoda: Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into The Force. Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not.
May 28, 200520 yr Yeah, maybe she'll come back as a force ghost... (w00t) And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had
May 28, 200520 yr Thankyou, I feel a bit better now. But its still sad :'( DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
May 28, 200520 yr There is no picnic song sad enough to convey my grief over these horrible news I must therefore turn to the saddest song ever, "forever autumn" form The War of the Worlds album. The summer sun is fading as the year grows old And darker days are drawing near The winter winds will be much colder Now you're not here. I watch the birds fly south across the autumn sky And one by one they disappear I wish that I was flying with them Now you're not here. Like the sun through the tres you came to love me Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away Through autumn's golden gown we used to kick our way You always loved this time of year Those fallen leaves lie undisturbed now 'cause you're not here 'cause you're not here 'cause you're not here Like the sun through the trees you came to love me Like a leaf on a breeze you blew away A gentle rain falls softly on my weary eyes As if to hide a lonely tear My life will be Forever Autumn 'cause you're not here 'cause you're not here 'cause you're not here :'( <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ah, sweet Barriss...we'll always have Kashyyyk. :'( Also: I'm particularly fond of the Michelangelo take on Jedi Healer's cover art:
May 28, 200520 yr Author Yes it's good that Barriss has two novels entirely about her First volume was better than most of EU I might add. Detailed cover of first volume depicting Bariss without hood: HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
May 28, 200520 yr If I ever cross that fatal line in the sand and read a Star Wars book, it'll be that one. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
May 28, 200520 yr In that promo pic of barris it looks like she is about to play her lightsaber like a flute.
May 29, 200520 yr All I can say is... R00fles! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
May 29, 200520 yr In that promo pic of barris it looks like she is about to play her lightsaber like a flute. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's because her heart was as light as a breeze, and her laughter was like the sighing of the wind. R.I.P. sweet, innocent Barriss. :'(
May 29, 200520 yr Author Satysfying Jaguars: HERMOCRATES: Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned. SOCRATES: This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.
May 29, 200520 yr Satysfying Jaguars: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This time you've outdone yourself Nurbs my friend. :D In fact I'm going to go ahead and enlarge this so all can behold be beautiful magnificence that was Barriss Offee.
May 29, 200520 yr After all she did for them, they just turn and shoot her in the back OMG that IS a pieta! Never thought about that until now. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
May 29, 200520 yr OMG that IS a pieta! Never thought about that until now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was telling you. :D Barriss is something else I tell you. (Don't worry Visas - you'll always be my favorite!)
May 29, 200520 yr BTW, what comic is that pic from? I thought I'd read all of the new SW comics. - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.
May 29, 200520 yr The scene of Barriss death is from issue 3 of the official EpIII comic book. The scene with Barriss and Mace is from Star Wars Republic #65 DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
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