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I never said they weren't hawt, just trying to help clarify the situation ...

 

I dunno, a strong, charismatic and capable woman who rides into battle and rescues my sorry behind ... sounds pretty hawt to me. ;) (After all, we're not talking about Reuben's models here ...)

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I dont mean to burst your bubble here but they didnt actually rescue anyone. The Valkyries collected the "souls" of men fallen in battle and brought them to Valhall. So.. by the time they showed up, the chance of rescue would be very slim indeed :D

 

 

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I dont mean to burst your bubble here but they didnt actually rescue anyone. The Valkyries collected the "souls" of men fallen in battle and brought them to Valhall. So.. by the time they showed up, the chance of rescue would be very slim indeed :D

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I haven't been able to stomache the several days needed to watch the Ring Cycle, so I am not intimately aware of the plot ... but still, being rescued and taken to Valhalla is way better than languishing in a swamp of blood and battle d

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I doubt you would get the plot even if you did watch it :D

 

 

 

 

edit: ever the Amazon, Launch. You'd make an excellent Valkyrie! Although Im not completely sure how they are appointed.

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O, that Valkyrie seems very foxy, very foxy indeed! :thumbsup:

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Hmm... its a shame but I dont think I'm tall or blonde enough to be considered an Amazon... maybe they'd make an exception for me though... :thumbsup:"

 

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Amazons dont have to be blonde... Many were brunette, redheads, etc.

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

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Amazons dont have to be blonde... Many were brunette, redheads, etc.

 

Amazons..... just a thought came to me, I wouldn't mind to see an Amazon - like group in the sw universe :)" :luck:

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Were there any with jet black hair? :)

 

DL

 

EDIT - Hildegard, I believe there was such a group in the SW universe, they were known as the Hutts :luck:

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Were there any with jet black hair?  :)

 

DL

 

EDIT - Hildegard, I believe there was such a group in the SW universe, they were known as the Hutts  :luck:

 

Seeing as that is a common Greek hair color, Id be inclined to say yes.

 

Also, Hildegard, there were the Witches of Dathomir. They were force users who only trained women and treated men as second class citizens. Granted, they turned evil for the most part...but you see the similarities, I trust?

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EDIT - Hildegard, I believe there was such a group in the SW universe, they were known as the Hutts  :)

 

True, but Hutts aren't excatly my type ( :luck: ) and one more thing - I never heard of a female Hutt, there were always male hutts - or do they have a gender at all?

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Also, Hildegard, there were the Witches of Dathomir. They were force users who only trained women and treated men as second class citizens. Granted, they turned evil for the most part...but you see the similarities, I trust?

 

Are those Witches from some novel or a comic book?

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EDIT - Hildegard, I believe there was such a group in the SW universe, they were known as the Hutts  :)

 

True, but Hutts aren't excatly my type ( :luck: ) and one more thing - I never heard of a female Hutt, there were always male hutts - or do they have a gender at all?

 

Hutts are like some species of frogs. They switch gender when one sex grows too great in number.

 

Edit - Im not sure, Hildegard. Never read any SW books or comics. Id look here: www.starwars.com/databank

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Posted
Were there any with jet black hair?  :)

Seeing as that is a common Greek hair color, Id be inclined to say yes.

 

Also, Hildegard, there were the Witches of Dathomir. They were force users who only trained women and treated men as second class citizens. Granted, they turned evil for the most part...but you see the similarities, I trust?

Greek? I thought it was a Germanic myth ...

 

Yes, well, females, non-whites and left-handers have always been regarded as evil ...

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Greek? I thought it was a Germanic myth ...

 

Yes, well, females, non-whites and left-handers have always been regarded as evil ...

 

The Amazons were greek. The germanic equivalent were the Valkyries.

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I find it kind of sad

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Amazons and Valkyries have nothing in common except that they are both female warriors.

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Greek? I thought it was a Germanic myth ...

 

Yes, well, females, non-whites and left-handers have always been regarded as evil ...

 

The Amazons were greek. The germanic equivalent were the Valkyries.

Weren't they based on a South American culture? (I was watching Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracey in Adam's Rib the other day and Amanda Bonner -- Hepburn's attourney character -- quotes some reference to the Amazons and their forebears.)

 

Hmm, researching a little more: amazon:

Word History: In classical legend the Amazons were a tribe of warrior women. Their name is supposedly derived from Greek a-mazos,

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I do believe that Alexander was blond, from what I've read anyway.

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Satysfying Jaguars:  ;)

This time you've outdone yourself Nurbs my friend. :D

 

In fact I'm going to go ahead and enlarge this so all can behold be beautiful magnificence that was Barriss Offee. :)

 

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I'm sorry Kaftan about saying bad things about Barriss before......only know do I see her beauty and especially her inner beauty, her peacefulness and her immeasurable dedication for the welfare of others, she seems so enchanting....she's really something Kaftan....you can be proud to call yourself her fan....only do I see this now..... :p

Posted

No, she a good hoe if anything. Just look at that picture, isn't it beautiful? :p

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No, she a good hoe if anything. Just look at that picture, isn't it beautiful?  :p

She must be dynamite in the sack ... :-"

 

I'm sure she'd blow you away. :-"

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