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Jules is the only role he's ever played and ever will play.

That's Jules "The Shaft" Windu to you, mister!

Damn straight man, nothing beats da Shaft.

 

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DENMARK!

 

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"There's only one Shaft and that's me. I dont even need a

big ass gun cause I got it where it counts mutha!"

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Say "Sith" again! C'mon, say "Sith" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya mother****er, say "Sith" one more goddamn time!

 

 

Nobody owns Jules Windu!

 

WHO IS YER DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

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GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!

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"original."

 

That's the difference between you, and I. Originality, while a useful tool, is overrated. It is not the be all end all. For exmaple, I'd rather a well made, well acted, well scripted remake of an old movie than a brand new crap movie that has 'originality' like the Matrix. The Mtarix can take its 'originality' and stuff it.

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Anyway......back on topic. I was pretty pissed that they didn't go all the way up to the beginning of Episode IV. Then we could have seen Kyle Katarn stealing the plans for the Death Star. None of the movies really explained how the Death Star plans were stolen, and this could have been a great opportunity. It would have also been interesting to see what Obi-Wan did with himself while exiled on Tatooine, and what kind of training or guidance Quigon gave him.

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--

 

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If, as I seem to remember having heard, the new TV series takes place between the new and original trilogies, would those plots not be covered in said series?

And I find it kind of funny

I find it kind of sad

The dreams in which I'm dying

Are the best I've ever had

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Most likely. But I still would have liked to see it in the movie. So this new series will be animated I presume. Is the guy who did clone wars going to be doing it?

War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.

--John Stewart Mill--

 

"Victory was for those willing to fight and die. Intellectuals could theorize until they sucked their thumbs right off their hands, but in the real world, power still flowed from the barrel of a gun.....you could send in your bleeding-heart do-gooders, you could hold hands and pray and sing hootenanny songs and invoke the great gods CNN and BBC, but the only way to finally open the roads to the big-eyed babies was to show up with more guns."

--Black Hawk Down--

 

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There will be both an animated and a "real" (cant remember actual term) SW series coming out within a year or so. I refer to the latter.

"live action"

 

"drama", as noun suffix to an adjectival clause, such as:

"daytime",

"prime time", or

"SF".

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Mace skooled Palps like a second grade bitch. The novelization clearly states so.

 

 

IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL IT!

I must concur, the only person that could have beaten Macey was the shark from Deep Blue Sea, but we all know that doesn't count, cause that movie made me vomit. But at least it wasn't as bad as House Party 4.

 

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Jules and Vicent pwn all! Period.

 

 

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For you see the guy on the right is actually the dreadlocked John Travolta reprising his role from Battlefield Earth .

 

(God, that movie was awful...dare I say even worse than House Party 4?)

 

 

RELAX. YOU'L LIVE LONGER.

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For you see the guy on the right is actually the dreadlocked John Travolta reprising his role from Battlefield Earth .

 

(God, that movie was awful...dare I say even worse than House Party 4?)

Yes, it was particularly bad. I think it is some sort of interpretation of the Scientologists' version of Revelations, isn't it? Bueller?

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Since the Jedi pick up young kids strong with the Force and basically they don't have kids anymore, it seems like they're ending the strong bloodlines. If this went on for a long time it seems they would get weaker as a whole. Almost anti-evolution.

 

Discuss.

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For you see the guy on the right is actually the dreadlocked John Travolta reprising his role from Battlefield Earth .

 

(God, that movie was awful...dare I say even worse than House Party 4?)

Yes, it was particularly bad. I think it is some sort of interpretation of the Scientologists' version of Revelations, isn't it? Bueller?

Stop Press, this is on ITV tonight; good for a few laughs (but nothing else).

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