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Not that this has anything to do with anything but I always find it ironic that Norway has HUGE oil reserves in the North Sea but they cant actually use the money they make on it because that would wreak havoc with the inflation and interests rates. So they're basicly stuck at the same level as the rest of us.

 

 

MuahahHAHHahhahhaa....

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Not that this has anything to do with anything but I always find it ironic that Norway has HUGE oil reserves in the North Sea but they cant actually use the money they make on it because that would wreak havoc with the inflation and interests rates. So they're basicly stuck at the same level as the rest of us.

 

 

MuahahHAHHahhahhaa....

Isn't tht a pretty good level :) ?

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.and then we could have poisoned her with peasoup (a cookie for one who gets the reference)

 

I never eat peasoup I learn from history!!

 

(well actualy its because it smells and tastes disgusting)

 

And the reference I beleave is to the suposed poinsoning of Erik XIV (Gustav Wasas oldest son) by arsenik poisoned peasoup.

 

Do I get a cookie now or are cookies reserved for non sweeds?

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The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there's one person not having vodka. 

 

Two finns were drinking.

 

"Could you pass me the vodka?"

 

"Bloody hell! Did we come here to drink or to talk!?"

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It must be as much as they drink of it they would have died a long time ago if it wasn't

 

That being said I hear russian is better (now all you finns can liven upp this thread by proving this statement false :blink: )

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That being said I hear russian is better (now all you finns can liven upp this thread by proving this statement false :blink: )

 

Yeah, if you don

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I never eat peasoup I learn from history!!

 

(well actualy its because it smells and tastes disgusting)

 

And the reference I beleave is to the suposed poinsoning of Erik XIV  (Gustav Wasas oldest son) by arsenik poisoned peasoup.

 

Do I get a cookie now or are cookies reserved for non sweeds?

 

 

You're not getting any cookies until you finish your soup. How can you have any cookies if you dont eat yer soup?!

 

 

Since Vodka is essentially just water with alcohol, the quality is in the amount of pollutions by other undesirable substances is in it. Medical alcohol + Evian water would make an excellent vodka.

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

Posted

Hey don't ruin the finnish vs russian vodka fight i was trying to start !!

 

And if I have to eat that disgusting mess you can keep your cookie :blink:

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Loof>You shut your mouth, there's nothing wrong with peasoup

 

 

All you foreigners, in sweden we have this wonderful Vodka called "homeburnt" that comes in a handy "dunk". Its more common in the northern parts of the country.

 

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5litre homeburnt dunk

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Posted

Closeing my mouth might actualy be a good idea then you cant force that vomit looking thing you insist is food down my throat ;)

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5litre homeburnt dunk

1.2 gallon of moonshine in a plastic container.

 

Basically.

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Shhh! now you spoiled the surprise!

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Posted

In america Vodka is most often drank by woman and general pansy- waist. Its sort of the, "I don't like the taste of alcohol, but I can drink this" kind of thing

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Well I'd say it certainly takes more of a man to drink vodka, whiskey (in its pure form) etc. than just a beer. ;)

DENMARK!

 

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The screwdriver is one of my favorite drinks. Its Vodka and orange juice. I'm not a pansy waist, but I am considered a lightweight... :thumbsup:

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I hate whiskey. I cant belive people actually pour that fermented swampwater in their mouths and into their intestine. It doesnt even have a taste, its just alcohol and that feeling in the back of the throat that you would be wise to regurgitate ASAP whatever you were stupid enough to swallow.

 

 

 

..but I drink tequila straight up(never could understand what the salt and things were for). Its great, makes me want to climb houses.

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It doesnt even have a taste, its just alcohol and that feeling in the back of the throat that you would be wise to regurgitate ASAP whatever you were stupid enough to swallow.

 

that's how i feel about vodka.

Posted

Hmnm, just discovered that vodka and tequila are quite similar. In fact, theyre prety muh thes ame, althught they have different names. so anyway. Uh, vodka = ****E (theres a story to this, but i cnat share it right now..) = tequila, sort of

 

beer= good stuff, unless youre one of those that mosltye drinke cider. bastard.s.

 

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Bourbon has been a main stay of my diet along with several single-malt scotches.

 

As far as bourbon goes I like Weller's, but if I feel like "treating" myself, theres Old Wellers, which is aged 12yrs. and is I think 107 proof. I also like Ezra Brooks if I feel like going pretty cheap, I also find myself drinking alot of Maker's Mark.

 

Scotch, usually anything with Glen in it and aged around 12yrs.-20yrs. is hard to go wrong.

 

At bars I usually drink beer, but when ever my friend Robert and I get together its usually tequila and Irish Car Bombs

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well we here in Denmark has a long and proud tradtions of drinking heavily .. only beaten by swedes and norweigens when they visit us! (I'ts hard to beat a commited swede in a drinking contest, those guy can take a hell of an alcohol beating! kudos) :blink:

 

I really love a good Scotish whisky on the rocks .. or a Chivas Regal mmmm ..

 

or a good danish Carlsberg or Tuborg .. best beer!!!

 

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and jaguars4ever: That I'm clearly adept at getting under Rosb's skin

 

yeah, I can be a proud little bitch from time to time .. especially when people attack my patriotic feeling :">

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