6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Personaly I rather get to know a woman before doing the nasty and I would perfer to do so on the wedding night. Call me old fashion but that is just the way I am, mostly due previous experience otherwise which was horrorific indeed. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Personaly I rather get to know a woman before doing the nasty and I would perfer to do so on the wedding night. Call me old fashion but that is just the way I am, mostly due previous experience otherwise which was horrorific indeed. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thats fine just send me the video Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 There was no video, thank god, though I would have prefered she used a camera instead of a knife. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 There was no video, thank god, though I would have prefered she used a camera instead of a knife. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Sory to hear that man .... itll grow back though (w00t) Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Oh, you are a funny one. She wanted to carve it into my chest. Word to the wise, folks. Never date someone who is Paranoid Schizophrenic. It could be hazzardous to your health. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Sory to hear that man .... itll grow back though (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> meanie I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 10 Minutes of vs. Evisceration Tough call. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 10 Minutes of vs. Evisceration Tough call. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And I thought I had poor taste in women.. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I didn't know at the time okay. It wasn't after I got the ring that I found out about her little problem. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 10 Minutes of vs. Evisceration Tough call. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And I thought I had poor taste in women.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not so much poor taste, as it is confidence in one's ability to **** and run. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Oh well you win the strange award. The strangest I can do is one that cried during sex, which was very strange at the time. And one that had a serious "leakage" when exited. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Okay, that was a TMI moment. Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Okay, that was a TMI moment. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> works every time. I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Oh well you win the strange award. The strangest I can do is one that cried during sex, which was very strange at the time. And one that had a serious "leakage" when exited. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I reject said award, and nominate you, in my stead. " And yes, as was mentioned.........waaaaaay TMI... Oh god, my brain's applying images to it! I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 one that had a serious "leakage" when exited. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Women and their bodily functions. Makes you wonder what kind of hack designed them, most of them also loose bladder and rectal control while giving birth. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 From European sex to disgusting female bodily functions during the birth of a child. I'm intrigued. And filled with this strange emotion I can only describe as "horror-struck". That, and I've suddenly become aware of an intense urge to curl into the fetal position and cry. :'( I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 one that had a serious "leakage" when exited. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Women and their bodily functions. Makes you wonder what kind of hack designed them, most of them also loose bladder and rectal control while giving birth. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Uhhmm.. how about those redwings? i mean tigers! Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 The grossest(could be a word) porno I ever saw was this one called, Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop. My onetime roomate Joe, who was shamelessly addicted to porno rented it one night The whole deal was that these 4 guy all went in the back door on this girl, and then another girl sucks it out of her butt with a fairly large straw. After I saw this anytime I heard the slurping noise made my a straw it imediately caused gagging and often times throwing up People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WITHTEETH Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Well im gonna throw up now guys Goodnight! Always outnumbered, never out gunned! Unreal Tournament 2004 Handle:Enlight_2.0 Myspace Website! My rig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf16 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 The grosses porno I ever saw was this one called, Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop. My onetime roomate Joe, who was shamelessly addicted to porno rented it one nightThe whole deal was that these 4 guy all went in the back door on this girl, and then another girl sucks it out of her butt with a fairly large straw. After I saw this anytime I heard the slurping noise made my a straw it imediately caused gagging and often times throwing up <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Strangely arousing. Or debilitatingly terrifying. I'm undecided, as of yet. I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows 'Cause I won't know the man that kills me and I don't know these men I kill but we all wind up on the same side 'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will. - Everlast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErictheFallenJedi Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 The grosses porno I ever saw was this one called, Ass, Gas, and the Mystical Glop. My onetime roomate Joe, who was shamelessly addicted to porno rented it one nightThe whole deal was that these 4 guy all went in the back door on this girl, and then another girl sucks it out of her butt with a fairly large straw. After I saw this anytime I heard the slurping noise made my a straw it imediately caused gagging and often times throwing up <{POST_SNAPBACK}> While reading this I was using a straw, needless to say um I'm no longer going to use a straw. Well you know what they say. If you want to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Grossest one i've ever seen is called Animal Farm. No explanation needed you guys can figure it out for yourself :'( :ph34r: was not nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Grossest one i've ever seen is called Animal Farm. No explanation needed you guys can figure it out for yourself :'( :ph34r: was not nice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How do you go out and rent something like that if you don't want to see it? What the hell did you think Animal Farm meant? Oh, and as for weird sex partners...where's Ender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Barth Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Grossest one i've ever seen is called Animal Farm. No explanation needed you guys can figure it out for yourself :'( :ph34r: was not nice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> How do you go out and rent something like that if you don't want to see it? What the hell did you think Animal Farm meant? Oh, and as for weird sex partners...where's Ender. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He had a book report due and reading the book slipped his mind. The Adult Superstore was the only rental place open at 3:45 am the day of the report and the rest is history. I would have payed money to be in his class during his presentation. WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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