Darth Flatus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 lol you can't rent something like that cos it is illegal - at least where i live. When i was at high school some guy had a tape of it and it got passed round. lol@ darth barth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Now there seems to be some kind of vintage thing on. Its seems to be about two guys eating cake and talking while a woman in a wool cap sits in the background. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 But isnt it still daylight? I know countries in mainland europe have a more relaxed attitude to showing naughty stuff in the day but do they expect many ppl are fap fap fapping right now? Anyway the real horror of cable is shopping channels and infomercials and crap american sitcoms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 there is an extremely funny softcore porn channel on my cabel set-up .. called Private Blue! mostly it's eastern European girls playing with themselves .. but when men get's involved they go to extreme lenghts in hiding the actual 'action' .. it's really humerous! and the dialouge .. example: man standing next to a fireplace, he places his hand near it and says (to a girl) .. "This is hot, let's see how hot you are!" (in extremely bad english) Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPaladin V1.0 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 How do you go out and rent something like that if you don't want to see it? What the hell did you think Animal Farm meant? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Not to be confused with Orwells book.... I have to agree with Volourn. Bioware is pretty much dead now. Deals like this kills development studios. 478327[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 All animals are sexy But some are more sexy than others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure79 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed. I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musopticon? Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 This thread reminds me of my first year in high school. T'was...different. kirottu said: I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden. It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai. So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed. I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you've been using the internet for how long now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Grossest one i've ever seen is called Animal Farm. No explanation needed you guys can figure it out for yourself :'( :ph34r: was not nice. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So, not based on George Orwell's story then? Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 all animals are horney .. but some are more horney than others.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 All animals are sexyBut some are more sexy than others <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Copycat copycat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 ehh .. and you didn't copy yours? Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Mine is an original quote from the book: Animal Farm - The Cummunist Revolution by George Whorewell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 well you replaced Equal with sexy .. and I replaced equal with horney .. therefore none of us are original .. hence my "ehh .. and you didn't copy yours?" Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Damn you! Damn you and your literary skills! and your FASTUS POST EDITERING SKILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 muhahahhhahaha!!! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Foot Invisible Rabbit Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 BLARG! Harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure79 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 this thread is scary. I didn't even know stuff like this existed. I hate all straws now, thanks Laozi. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And you've been using the internet for how long now? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A long time, and I've had my share of pron adventures. But come on...straws? That's just disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 A long time, and I've had my share of pron adventures. But come on...straws? That's just disgusting. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah, disgusting... i mean...straw porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I don't even want to know what that little "whinkey" at the bottom is supposed to symbolize Ludozee! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Child of Flame Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I don't even want to know what that little "whinkey" at the bottom is supposed to symbolize Ludozee! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ludozee has an anal straw pr0n fetish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Well it seems we have crossed the line folks ... time to close down the sandbox. The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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