Were it not for the fact that someone else edited them into the trailer, I'd be most looking forward to the subtitles in leet.

 

Windu: You can hang with us, but we still think you're a n00b.

Anakin: WTF!!!???

 

Classic.

A shame they won't be present.

haha reminds me of the jk, jk2, and jka days

Were it not for the fact that someone else edited them into the trailer, I'd be most looking forward to the subtitles in leet.

 

Windu:  You can hang with us, but we still think you're a n00b.

Anakin: WTF!!!???

 

Classic.

A shame they won't be present.

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Where can I see it? Oh where?

Haha so far no one gives a damn about the birth of two of the main heroes of the Original Trilogy, Luke and Leia.

Poor buzz droids seem to be ignored too. :'(

What are the buzz droids?

Who would be waiting 20 years to see buzz droids?

Haha so far no one gives a damn about the birth of two of the main heroes of the Original Trilogy, Luke and Leia. 

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Luke and Leia are born in this one?

 

Who are their parents?

They are the offspring of Chewbacca and Shan-ti

That should have been GL's cruel twist, where it's revealed that some random couple is actually their parents afterall.

Totally random couple like: Oppo Ranscisis and Yaddle

Who else thinks we need a return of those funny blue elephant creatures? (w00t)

That should have been GL's cruel twist, where it's revealed that some random couple is actually their parents afterall.

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*chuckles* yeah, and the whole thing was a hoax by Obi Wan to manipulate Anakin back to the light side.

 

Actually one thing I ALWAYS look forward to with Star Wars films is that drum roll and fanfare with the 20th Century Fox logo. its odd but my juices get flowing the second I see that on the screen cos I know whats coming next.. The moment I see' 'a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...' I think I may need a change of underwear.

 

As long as the opening crawl isn't as bad as TPM I'll be soaking in endorphins into the beginning of the film.

 

I mean evil taxes and trade embargos? I almost fell asleep in that two minutes. I Thought that spoke volumes about what issues GL finds important in life these days.

the opening crawl for ep3 is actually the summary of the clone wars cartoons...

the opening crawl for ep3 is actually the summary of the clone wars cartoons...

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Well that bodes well. Don't remember any taxmen in Clone Wars

There was a scene or two with those lame-o banking clan or techno-organic union goofs, so you never know

Actually one thing I ALWAYS look forward to with Star Wars films is that drum roll and fanfare with the 20th Century Fox logo

 

Me too! :D

 

 

Parp parra paahh

Pap pap pap pappah

Parp parra paahh

Dum Dum Dum Duuum

Dum Dum Dum Duuum

DUM DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!

 

 

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

i've read parts of the "leaked" script and it is to my understanding (i don't know how reliable it is as it may just be the work of some fat nerd in his bedroom but it looked pretty legit)

 

 

Sidious just kills windu as he is superior, obi uses grevious's blaster mounted in his chest to kill him using the force to swivel it round, anakin kills dooku in cold blood after owning him, by decapitation

 

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Sorry dude, thats bull

 

Sideous fights Mace and Mace gets thrown out the building, then Anakin goes down to finish him.

 

No Idea how Obi Wan faces Greivous...

 

Anakin does kill Dooku but not out of cold blood.

Spoiler tags, dumbass!

 

There was a scene or two with those lame-o banking clan or techno-organic union goofs, so you never know

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Oh no. i can see it now.....

 

 

STAR WARS EPISODE III

 

The Revenge Of The Sith

 

It is a dark time for the Republic ,projected Government

profits for the fiscal year have proven to have been

markedly overstated. As a result income tax

will increase by 1.5% per head and the

C3PO won't be able to afford a new golden shin for

his right leg. It was pawned by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

to pay for repairs to his bedroom after a tantrum

he had last week over how nothing ever went his way.

 

OBI WAN KENOBI, Jedi Master, and Anakins

mentor, has been unable to afford a decent

haircut in weeks; and has taken to sporting a

natty beard in the hope of scrounging some

credits while busking on the Coruscant Underground

Meanwhile, MACE WINDU has embarked on a

personal quest to seek the truth behind SENATOR PALPATINES

increased dutytax on the Big Banthapoodoo Burger.

 

Unbeknownst to the JEDI, Senator Palpatine

has been creaming the profits to buy himself a pimped up

Personal Skiff with Bantha leather seats and wookie fur

steering wheel, and bearing the window sticker,

'Honk if you like it Darksyde'.

 

The Saga continues as YODA arrives on Tattooine

accompanied by JAR JAR BINKS, intent on pimping the

Gungan out to JABBA THE HUT

 

Oh yeah, and theres some war going on.

The Luke and Leia scene is to be an interesting piece but its one I dread entirely as I heard Padme is supposed to wear long and outlandish (even moreso) dresses that coverup her pregnancy and such -- plus you have to remember the Leia-rembering-her-mother scene in which she is sad and it just has to be sold perfectly... otherwise, I just dread it entirely.

 

Lord Satasn: No. No, no, and no. You criticise me for posting like a juvenile and then you stooped below my level (which wasn't really even low to begin with and where you were in the first place) by calling me a whore of the forums and all that other crap that is painfully delivered.

 

But I'll give you something concerning my rudeness and other such traits you find worthy of your prepubescent hatred: I have never seen a forum such as this one in which such a big group of idiots exists, and while generally I'm pro-life, never in my years have I seen such a group begging this hard to be aborted.

The Luke and Leia scene is to be an interesting piece but its one I dread entirely as I heard Padme is supposed to wear long and outlandish (even moreso) dresses that coverup her pregnancy and such -- plus you have to remember the Leia-rembering-her-mother scene in which she is sad and it just has to be sold perfectly... otherwise, I just dread it entirely.

 

Lord Satasn: No. No, no, and no. You criticise me for posting like a juvenile and then you stooped below my level (which wasn't really even low to begin with and where you were in the first place) by calling me a whore of the forums and all that other crap that is painfully delivered.

 

But I'll give you something concerning my rudeness and other such traits you find worthy of your prepubescent hatred: I have never seen a forum such as this one in which such a big group of idiots exists, and while generally I'm pro-life, never in my years have I seen such a group begging this hard to be aborted.

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:ph34r: You don't want to eat me, eat my brother, he's much fatter

*waves hand*

 

You will jump on the barbeque.

i hope the scenes between anakin and padme aren't the badly acted cheesefest that totally wrecked the clone wars

 

ep 1 has jar jar, ep2 had that.... hopefully ep3 will be cheese free

There was a scene or two with those lame-o banking clan or techno-organic union goofs, so you never know

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Oh no. i can see it now.....

 

 

STAR WARS EPISODE III

 

The Revenge Of The Sith

 

It is a dark time for the Republic ,projected Government

profits for the fiscal year have proven to have been

markedly overstated. As a result income tax

will increase by 1.5% per head and the

C3PO won't be able to afford a new golden shin for

his right leg. It was pawned by ANAKIN SKYWALKER

to pay for repairs to his bedroom after a tantrum

he had last week over how nothing ever went his way.

 

OBI WAN KENOBI, Jedi Master, and Anakins

mentor, has been unable to afford a decent

haircut in weeks; and has taken to sporting a

natty beard in the hope of scrounging some

credits while busking on the Coruscant Underground

Meanwhile, MACE WINDU has embarked on a

personal quest to seek the truth behind SENATOR PALPATINES

increased dutytax on the Big Banthapoodoo Burger.

 

Unbeknownst to the JEDI, Senator Palpatine

has been creaming the profits to buy himself a pimped up

Personal Skiff with Bantha leather seats and wookie fur

steering wheel, and bearing the window sticker,

'Honk if you like it Darksyde'.

 

The Saga continues as YODA arrives on Tattooine

accompanied by JAR JAR BINKS, intent on pimping the

Gungan out to JABBA THE HUT

 

Oh yeah, and theres some war going on.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Funny, HAHAHAHAHA