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Its like your birthday and you have this huge, box, wraped present. Playing the game, is the excitment of ripping off the wrapping paper and the ending is like finding another wrapped box under the the first layer.

 

Guess that next box is KOTOR 3 and lets hope its another box under the wrapping.

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-"KotOR II is a pure jem, but a flawed one".

 

-"KotOR II has a better role-playing experience than KotOR 1, but KotOR 1 was a better game".

 

That's the ones i've heard.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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KotOR2 is like one of those really exciting books that you just can't put down... except that the final 7 chapters never made it to print and instead some guy scribbled down a basic summary of what happens on the last pages, mentioning a few of his favorite scenes and completely forgetting about other, more important ones.

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Its like your birthday and you have this huge, box, wraped present. Playing the game, is the excitment of ripping off the wrapping paper and the ending is like finding another wrapped box under the the first layer.

Hype is the word.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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Its like your birthday and you have this huge, box, wraped present. Playing the game, is the excitment of ripping off the wrapping paper and the ending is like finding another wrapped box under the the first layer.

 

Guess that next box is KOTOR 3 and lets hope its another box under the wrapping.

 

To expand on your analogy, K2 is like a huge, beautifully wrapped gift on your birthday. To get the most satisfaction, you carefully untie the bow and maticulously unwrap the gift, so as not to rip the paper. Underneath the wrapper is a the box for that AT-AT you've always wanted (you've got to be a child of the 80s to understand that part). With absolute glee you open the box but are dismayed to find a brick with a gift certificate attached. Furthermore, that gift certificate is for Bed Bath and Beyond.

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Its like your birthday and you have this huge, box, wraped present. Playing the game, is the excitment of ripping off the wrapping paper and the ending is like finding another wrapped box under the the first layer.

 

Guess that next box is KOTOR 3 and lets hope its another box under the wrapping.

 

I'd say K2 is like foreplay without sex. :p

 

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-"KotOR II is a pure jem, but a flawed one".

 

-"KotOR II has a better role-playing experience than KotOR 1, but KotOR 1 was a better game".

 

That's the ones i've heard.

K2's the deeper game, but K1 is just so much more polished. :cool:

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I'd say K2 is like foreplay without sex.  :luck:

 

Or for women, perhaps the sex without the foreplay. :lol:

So true. ^_^

 

Nah, if you want to compare KotOR II to sex, it's more like this: You find a beautiful female, even more beautiful than the one before. Instinct tells that it's instant attraction. You make love, the foreplay is slower but you're more experienced this time, so you know what to expect. The actual sex is great, it has some new sting and flavour to it, but it's still as great as the last time, some would say even better. As you're approaching the climax, things seems to go too fast, the intensity is fading away, the essence of making love is transformed to basic lust. And at the point orgasm, you start wondering how it ended up like this?

 

And after the act, you two wonder on what just happened, did any of us came? was there a point in this?

 

Why did we have sex in the first place?

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I'd say K2 is like foreplay without sex.  :luck:

 

Or for women, perhaps the sex without the foreplay. :lol:

So true. ^_^

 

Nah, if you want to compare KotOR II to sex, it's more like this: You find a beautiful female, even more beautiful than the one before. Instinct tells that it's instant attraction. You make love, the foreplay is slower but you're more experienced this time, so you know what to expect. The actual sex is great, it has some new sting and flavour to it, but it's still as great as the last time, some would say even better. As you're approaching the climax, things seems to go too fast, the intensity is fading away, the essence of making love is transformed to basic lust. And at the point orgasm, you start wondering how it ended up like this?

 

And after the act, you two wonder on what just happened, did any of us came? was there a point in this?

 

Why did we have sex in the first place?

 

 

^ That post got a little carried away. This is Obsidianent.com not Playboy.com :p

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I'd say K2 is like foreplay without sex.  :luck:

 

Or for women, perhaps the sex without the foreplay. :p

So true. ^_^

 

Nah, if you want to compare KotOR II to sex, it's more like this: You find a beautiful female, even more beautiful than the one before. Instinct tells that it's instant attraction. You make love, the foreplay is slower but you're more experienced this time, so you know what to expect. The actual sex is great, it has some new sting and flavour to it, but it's still as great as the last time, some would say even better. As you're approaching the climax, things seems to go too fast, the intensity is fading away, the essence of making love is transformed to basic lust. And at the point orgasm, you start wondering how it ended up like this? she gets up and leaves. :'(

Much better. :lol:

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Playing K2 is like putting together a scale model of a plane, only to find out that the wings are missing.

 

When you call the manufacturer to complain, they thank you for your purchase, tell you that they are proud of the products they make, hang up on you, have a company bully come by to harrass you in the evening and disconnect your phone a next morning.

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