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kumquatq3 vs. a chimp

Atomic Space Vixen
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In a fair fight with no weapons allowed and kumquatq3 allowed a, let's say a month for training, who would win in a fight, kumquatq3 or an adult male chimpanzee? 36 members have voted

  1. 1. In a fair fight with no weapons allowed and kumquatq3 allowed a, let's say a month for training, who would win in a fight, kumquatq3 or an adult male chimpanzee?

    • kumquatq3
      13
    • the chimp
      21
    • I abstain from voting because I haven't been reading the original thread
      2

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At least they're evenly matched on an intellectual level.

 

:ph34r:

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and K3 would eat the chimp for dinner ..!

 

Only if his digestive juices ate the chimp from the inside ;)"

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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I tried to tell one of my coworkers about this "Monkey vs Man" discussion at work today.

 

It didn't go so well. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm insane.

 

EDIT: Oh, and my money is on the monkey. Sorry, Kumquatq3, I'm just a monkey kind of guy.

The damn dirty ape would beat kumquatq3 down.

Yeah, definitely the Chimp would win. No one messes with the Monkey Monk.

Impressive. I wonder how much training that took.

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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I leave for a few days........

 

I'm taking names btw. So when the dirty chimps make their move, I will only save those that believed in me.

 

Think about that when you cast your vote

I voted for kumquatq3 :lol:" Honest guv :geek:

Face it Kumquatq3, you are doomed, you are sooo doomed :geek:

 

What are the current odds btw. where is Jag ?

 

Edit: Yeah, this would make a great UT2004 mod :lol:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

I voted for kumquatq3 o:)" Honest guv :geek:

 

You haven't seen his picture then... :cool:

 

I got a link to it, but I don't like posting peoples pics without their consent :lol:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

My money is on Bobo the chimp. I've seen an pissed off chimp in full action and I doubt most people would take one down one-on-one without some serious backup. When firearms are taken out of the equation we humans become very easy targets.

I got a link to it, but I don't like posting peoples pics without their consent  :-

 

I grant consent (to call your bluff)

 

 

I know I had a pic up over at Winterwind, but I took it down eventually. If you have the link to the pic still, I'm sorta scared..... :ermm:

 

 

besides, it will only add to my case, as I can add "I will charm the monkey with my looks" to the list of abilities I have.

besides, it will only add to my case, as I can add "I will charm the monkey with my looks" to the list of abilities I have.

Great - so not only will kum get mauled, but he'll also get chimp-raped. :rolleyes:

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....beware the wild monkey lovin'...

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Jaguars4ever is still alive.  No word of a lie.

....beware the wild monkey lovin'...

And the "afters" - for chimps are renowned 'wife-beaters'. :ph34r:

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Well I think that we have arrived at the end of a 'fun' thread and arrived at derailment. Good luck kumquat ;)

The universe is change;
your life is what our thoughts make it
- Marcus Aurelius (161)

:dragon:

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