Ioini Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Revan: What the hell was I thinking leaving Bastila behind?! Handmaiden: Now where did I put my tampon? Kreia: Everyone trusts me! Bao-Dur: Why does everyone say I look like Diesel? --------------- Palpatine: Anakin, I want to tell you something. I'm secertly in love with you. Vader: WTF? *Chops him up with his saber* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Revan: What the hell was I thinking leaving Bastila behind?! Handmaiden: Now where did I put my tampon? Kreia: Everyone trusts me! Bao-Dur: Why does everyone say I look like Diesel? --------------- Palpatine: Anakin, I want to tell you something. I'm secertly in love with you. Vader: WTF? *Chops him up with his saber* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> those are all great esspecially the Hanmaiden-tampon one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Mind Trick - helping jedis get laid since 1869 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> teach me to do that! :cool: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Atton: Han Solo who? Disciple: I hope Shrek doesn't find me in this game. Visas: I'm not a virgin. Mandalore: I love the republic, in fact i'm going to be a senator someday! -------------- Sidious: I...I....I....can't hold it on any longer. Anakin: What are you doing under those clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 In the third one if you are able to be Revan again (female... hopfully) Carth: Damn it woman. If you keep hounding me, Im going to put you over my knee and teach you a lesson Revan: Is that a promis? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lovable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Disciple: I hope Shrek doesn't find me in this game. Visas: I'm not a virgin. -------------- Sidious: I...I....I....can't hold it on any longer. Anakin: What are you doing under those clothes? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hahahahahahaha, oh god the Sidious-Anakin one is soooooooo funny, especially the Disciple and Visas ones (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Thank you jodo kast. I just make these up as I go along lol. Exile: *Takes a deep breath inside the Ebon Hawk. Then pukes* BAO-DUR! INSTALL THAT TOILET NOW!!! Bao-Dur: Why do people keep telling me that I look like Darth Maul? Female Exile: Hey Sion ever heard of a shower? --------- Nihilus: *Incompehesable sounds* Mace Windu: ENGLISH MOTHERF****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Kreia: That crystal is bonded to you. Exile: Great, a pet crystal, here you take it. Kreia: I do not want it, it is bonded to you. Exile: I said take it! *chucks it at her* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Kreia: That crystal is bonded to you.Exile: Great, a pet crystal, here you take it. Kreia: I do not want it, it is bonded to you. Exile: I said take it! *chucks it at her* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And gives her a concussion, and now She pisses her pants and forgets who she is every 5 minutes (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 I can just see the headlines now.... SITH LORD DIES FROM HEAD TRUMA Exile: But it was an accident, I swear.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomic Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Nihilus: *Incompehesable sounds* Mace Windu: ENGLISH MOTHERF****ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOLOLOLOLO Nihilus: *Incomprehensable sounds* Mace Windu: Say that again, MOTHERF*****ER !!! I dare you !!! I double dare you !!! (w00t) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanRedefined Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 And gives her a concussion, and now She pisses her pants and forgets who she is every 5 minutes (w00t) That or she becomes a vegetable. Exile: What do we do with her now? Atton: Unplug her, that's what she'd want. Thus the senate is drown in months of debate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 And gives her a concussion, and now She pisses her pants and forgets who she is every 5 minutes (w00t) That or she becomes a vegetable. Exile: What do we do with her now? Atton: Unplug her, that's what she'd want. Thus the senate is drown in months of debate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 And gives her a concussion, and now She pisses her pants and forgets who she is every 5 minutes (w00t) That or she becomes a vegetable. Exile: What do we do with her now? Atton: Unplug her, that's what she'd want. Thus the senate is drown in months of debate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Kreia: I feel a disturbance in the Force... Atton: Shut up, you always feel it. Handmaiden: Exile is mine! We were sparring in underwear! Visas: No, he is mine! He prefers those who can't see him naked... Mira: Hey, you two, Exile is mine! I am the expert in picking males, remember? Kreia: [Force Persuade] You are all mistaken. You will give Exile to me. Suddenly, they all hear the voice of Exile, who is meditating in the next room. Exile: ...As my feet walk through the ashes of Malachor, I shall not love, for love is addiction, and addiction is a weakness... The wisdom of the Jedi Code shall guide me, and I shall follow these absolute truths - there is no emotion, there is peace... *Handmaiden, Visas and Mira start crying, influence drops to 0* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Kreia: I feel a disturbance in the Force...Atton: Shut up, you always feel it. Handmaiden: Exile is mine! We were sparring in underwear! Visas: No, he is mine! He prefers those who can't see him naked... Mira: Hey, you two, Exile is mine! I am the expert in picking males, remember? Kreia: [Force Persuade] You are all mistaken. You will give Exile to me. Suddenly, they all hear the voice of Exile, who is meditating in the next room. Exile: ...As my feet walk through the ashes of Malachor, I shall not love, for love is addiction, and addiction is a weakness... The wisdom of the Jedi Code shall guide me, and I shall follow these absolute truths - there is no emotion, there is peace... *Handmaiden, Visas and Mira start crying, influence drops to 0* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*takes deep breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Disiple:You've left me an opening.... Various enemy: Huh? oh SWEET JEDI MOTHER OF SITH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!? WHY??????????? later Disple: whistles Varios enemy: I feel Violated......... Can sombody hug me other than Him........ I know i posted somthing similar in another thread, this just seems the be the right place for it. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Handmaiden: He's not yours he said I was beautiful! Visas: He said I look sexy! Mira: How can you look sexy in THAT? Visa: Shut up Mira, always with the attitude. Mira: ME? You have serious issues as well, being submissive and all, just doesn't cut it. Handmaiden: We all know he loves me and let's just leave it at that. Mira: Oh no that doesn't end that way sister. *Exile boards the ebon hawk after a brief talk with the shopkeeper and finds that the three woman are on top each other stragging each other* Exile: Hey.....ladies. Ladies: Hi handsome! Atton: It's you're problem not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth_Schmarth Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Disiple:You've left me an opening....Various enemy: Huh? oh SWEET JEDI MOTHER OF SITH!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WHY MUST YOU DO THIS!? WHY??????????? later Disple: whistles Varios enemy: I feel Violated......... Can sombody hug me other than Him........ I know i posted somthing similar in another thread, this just seems the be the right place for it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why, to test if it suddenly had become funny? ^Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 not really I'm just evil that way Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jodo kast 5 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Handmaiden: He's not yours he said I was beautiful! Visas: He said I look sexy! Mira: How can you look sexy in THAT? Visa: Shut up Mira, always with the attitude. Mira: ME? You have serious issues as well, being submissive and all, just doesn't cut it. Handmaiden: We all know he loves me and let's just leave it at that. Mira: Oh no that doesn't end that way sister. *Exile boards the ebon hawk after a brief talk with the shopkeeper and finds that the three woman are on top each other stragging each other* Exile: Hey.....ladies. Ladies: Hi handsome! Atton: It's you're problem not mine. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E_Motion Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Exile: "Kreia, I need an answer. Are you Handmaiden's Mum?" Kreia: "You know the answer. You've always known." Exile: "Huh??" Kreia: "Mommies protect their little ones." Exile: "Huh??" Kreia: "Who did Mommy protect on Peragus?" Exile: "No!" Kreia: "Who did Mommy save from the mean old Jedi Council?" Exile: "Noooooooooo!" Kreia: "Give Mommy some sugar." ***************************** ***************************** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Exile: Where's Disciple? We've gotta get going. Atton: He said he was going to a cantina. Exile: [laughs] Him? A cantina?! Atton: No. He said it was a gay bar. Disciple: The Exile said that I am nice. Atton: Well she told me that I was manly. Disciple: You're nothing but a scoundrel nerf-herder Han Solo wannabe! Atton: ...well at least I've gotten my teeth fixed. Disciple: Mommy TOLD me to wear the headgear! [cries] Atton: And I've got that messed-up guy personality that all chicks dig. Disciple: Well I am Prince Charming! Atton: No WAY. Besides, I've got the ride. All you've got is a bed in the medbay. Disciple: I can get a ship. Atton: And I've got an awesome jacket. Disciple: I can get a jacket. Atton: Just don't take Carth Onasi's. That orange thing is just ugly. Disciple: I'll order one in rainbows!! Atton: ... you sure you're in love with the Exile, or did the writers just make a slip-up? Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediphile Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Exile: "Kreia, I need an answer. Are you Handmaiden's Mum?" Kreia: "You know the answer. You've always known." Exile: "Huh??" Kreia: "Mommies protect their little ones." Exile: "Huh??" Kreia: "Who did Mommy protect on Peragus?" Exile: "No!" Kreia: "Who did Mommy save from the mean old Jedi Council?" Exile: "Noooooooooo!" Kreia: "Give Mommy some sugar." ***************************** ***************************** <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fun... An alternative: Exile: "Kreia, are you Handmaiden's mother?" Kreia: "I could tell you, but you would be weakened from it - such answers you must discover yourself. And you'll make the Handmaiden weaker too, if you discover the answer for her..." Exile: "Okay, that's it - I've had it with all the cryptic mumbo-mumbo! Now give me a simple yes or no already - are you her mother or not? I WANT THE TRUTH!!" Kreia: "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" -- Okay, that was a cheap shot - my bad :"> " :D Visit my KotOR blog at Deadly Forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sikon Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Exile is looking at himself in a mirror, shaving, brushing teeth, then adjusting his tie... Atton: ...Anyway, why Visas? She's blind, she wears that silly robe so you can't even see her legs, and she refused to dance for Vogga... Exile: Shh! Here she comes, a goddess indescribable in her divine beauty, so perfect that I'm afraid to even turn my eyes on her... [Visas disappears behind a corner] Exile: Did she look at me? Atton: No. Exile: Noooooooooo!!! Atton: She's blind, I told you. Disciple [to male Exile]: For the last time, I won't marry you... [Audience cracks up] Disciple: [stands up and looks into the camera] What? You! Just because I'm such a pretty-looking blonde young man with an innocent face... [Audience cracks up once again] Disciple: ...doesn't mean I'm a gay! [Audience cannot stop laughing, Atton stops looking through the keyhole and rolls on the floor laughing] Disciple: And just because I have these big healthy white teeth doesn't mean I'm funny, too! You're all just jealous! [Kreia stops meditating and starts dying of laughter] Disciple: You are no better than Handmaiden and Mira! I can show you a recording of what they do when they lock in that storage room... [Everyone stops laughing and pretends to be deaf] Disciple [to Exile]: So, for the last time, I will not marry you! And since it was you who dragged me to the Ebon Hawk and proposed it, I suggest you to ask Bao-Dur instead. At least he's horny. (I know these ones are lame, but I felt compelled to answer to those Visas-lovers and Disciple-haters.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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