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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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No, there should be real consequences for doing bad film. You could have a three-strikes-and-yer-out for director/producers/whoevers responsible

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Please enlighten me someone. Who is Uwe Boll, and what terrible films has he ... committed so far? I cannot remember having ever heard his name ...

 

It sounds German ... that's a bad sign. Most Germans make very bad films ... that's a general rule ...

 

So who is Uwe Boll? I'd like to know this before I sign anything.

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he also has the film rights to Dungeon seige. He is single handedly killing any chance of videogame to film adaptations ever being taken seriously.

 

Fantasy is serious business now, thanks to Lord of the Rings

Comic Book movies are serious business now, thanks to X-men and Spiderman

 

Uwe Boll makes Videogame movies a complete joke. His movies make the Super Mario Movie and Street Fighter: The Movie look like cinematic masterpieces.

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The worst thing about him is that he doesn't take responsibility for his movies being bad. For house of the dead he was like "Well the writers didn't do a very good job, the game wasn't very good, and the actors sucked." Then he blames the internet for no one going to see the movies.

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It sounds German ... that's a bad sign. Most Germans make very bad films ... that's a general rule ...

Roland Emerich, Uwe Boll, Wolfgang Petersen, they must be doing something wrong in Germany :blink:

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The worst thing about him is that he doesn't take responsibility for his movies being bad. For house of the dead he was like "Well the writers didn't do a very good job, the game wasn't very good, and the actors sucked." Then he blames the internet for no one going to see the movies.

 

He sounds like the movie version of Trioka :ermm::lol::lol:

I have to agree with Volourn.  Bioware is pretty much dead now.  Deals like this kills development studios.

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Hmm, I dont really think Bloodrayne is the cute highschool girl type. But Im shure its the casting agents fault :ermm:"

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"I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "

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Arnold said she'd be back. Too bad its in a ****ty movie.

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They just should never make video games out of movies, unless its really good like Mortal Kombat 18 :ermm:

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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