thepixiesrock Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 I've lost my mind...! (w00t) Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 And I have no clue... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 Jinkies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 "Hey gang ready to go solve the mystery of the phantom headhunters?" Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 2, 2005 Share Posted January 2, 2005 More dead corporate buggers? Man, Bill Gates need to lay off the ritual sacrifices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laozi Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 This isn't something I'm too proud of but...... One time I was playing BG2 for something like 20 or so hours straight and I only got up a couple of times to use the bathroom, and this guy Brandon came over who I berely knew and we started to take gravity bong hits out of my sink. All I remember was that Dead Milkman song, Lets Get The Baby high was playing in the background , and I was looking out the window and it was like if you ever seen a video where someone just went up and knocked the camera over. i didn't know what the hell had happened and all this guy Brandon could ask was, "Where do you get your weed at ?" And I was like, "Oh, man don't worry that kind of stuff always happen to me." People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I once played Morrowind for 8 hours straight, got so into the game I forgot to save, and it crashed on me. It's so easy to do for me, cause I get to exploring and reading the books, that I lose track of time, and also the fact that it's still a game and I should save every so often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Sleep is a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thepixiesrock Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Democracy is a lie. Sleep is merely an excuse... Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 well .. not enough juicy stories here! hehe I'll give it a shot .. At this certain party I decided to have a drinking contest with a close friend .. both of us started with 70cl of Vodka, and just worked our way through the bottle! halfway I gave up (couldn't feel my mouth any longer and started spilling Vodka on myself) .. needless to say in a matter of minutes I became extremely drunk! and then it all goes black! I wake up .. my head hurts like hell! and it's really bright in the room I'm in .. I look up and can't recognice a single thing! (It was the next day and I was lying in the hostess bedroom) next to me there's a lovely lady, apperantly in my clothing and covered with plastic jewelry, I look down, and I'm apperantly in hers and covered in the same kind of jewelry! (slowly unzip the pants .. "oh thank God, still have my own underwear on") it then turns out (as I discover by speaking to all the ones who slept over) that I had arranged a strip contest! won it with the hostess .. she had then dragged me into her bedroom (each in our own clothes).. and noone heard from us, until the next morning where I came out in her clothes.. now I don't know, and will never ask, what happened in that room! I don't even think I want to know .. but to tie this with an computer event (because it apparently has to?) .. I went to visit a friend of mine, and tried to play CS, still very drunk, and to no suprise I got my ass severly whopped .. well no suprise because I always do, but this time I had fun doing it! :D so the moral of the story .. drink alcohol before playing CS, and you won't be a bad loser! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Sleep is a lie. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Did I ever tell you that there is no spoon? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge Hades Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 There is no spoon... There is only Zuul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 @ Rosbjerg: I'm very curious about the hostess' reaction to the whole situation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderAndrew Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Hades, are you the gate keeper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Hades, are you the gate keeper? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Who You Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 well Ludozee .. I went in and asked for my clothes .. she looked just as confused as I was when I woke up! so I actually don't think any of us know what happened that fateful night! and we haven't really spoken of it since .. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 well Ludozee .. I went in and asked for my clothes .. she looked just as confused as I was when I woke up! so I actually don't think any of us know what happened that fateful night! and we haven't really spoken of it since .. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Kinda reminds me of this story I read on bash.org. Don't know if it's true though, but it sure is funny: Linkage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 LOL .. eh well asides from the s*** and the sexual content .. yes I can see how my story would remind you of that one! or .. well only the "went to her dorm" part actually Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I bet what happened was that your friends noticed you passing out, and apparently the hostess passed out too. So to play you both a practical joke, they switched your clothes, put you both in her bed and covered you in plastic jewelry. The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludozee Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I bet what happened was that your friends noticed you passing out, and apparently the hostess passed out too. So to play you both a practical joke, they switched your clothes, put you both in her bed and covered you in plastic jewelry. The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 hehe .. could be, never considered that actually! was it you??? :D although I never found that condom, maybe she had it .. at least I didn't wake up naked in swedish apartment elevator with a condom stuck in my arse! (getting married the same day) and then reliving the same day over again until I fix everything! that would suck .. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse. LMFAO - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kor Qel Droma Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 The part you forgot to mention was when you found that used condom stuck up your arse. LMFAO <{POST_SNAPBACK}> at least it didn't have a toy car or gerbil in it!! Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Dont leave things inside other people, its bad form. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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