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This lack of limbs, eyes, and body parts thing begins to get silly. At point we'll inevitably see a Sith Lord missing all four limbs, with a lightsaber clenched in his teeth, growl, "Oh, I see! Runnin' away, aye? You yellow b*****ds! Come back 'ere and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!"

 

 

 

We are the jedi knights that say "neep!"

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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LOL. The lack of body parts is starting to get hilarious, instead of dire. We'll probably get a quadrapolegic sith lord who does everything telekenetically one of these days.

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Good Lord. Substitute Atton Rand and the Exile where appropriate:

 

Scene -- Castle Anthrax

 

LAUNCELOT:

Sir Galahad!

GALAHAD:

Oh, hello.

LAUNCELOT:

Quick!

GALAHAD:

What?

LAUNCELOT:

Quick!

GALAHAD:

Why?

LAUNCELOT:

You are in great peril!

DINGO:

No, he isn't.

LAUNCELOT:

Silence, foul temptress!

GALAHAD:

You know, she's got a point.

LAUNCELOT:

Come on! We will cover your escape!

GALAHAD:

Look, I'm fine!

LAUNCELOT:

Come on!

GIRLS:

Sir Galahad!

GALAHAD:

No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!

DINGO:

Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!

GIRLS:

Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!

LAUNCELOT:

No, Sir Galahad. Come on!

GALAHAD:

No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.

DINGO:

Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.

GIRLS:

Yes. Let him handle us easily.

LAUNCELOT:

No. Quick! Quick!

GALAHAD:

Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!

DINGO:

Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.

GIRLS:

We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...

[boom]

LAUNCELOT:

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

GALAHAD:

I don't think I was.

LAUNCELOT:

Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.

GALAHAD:

Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.

LAUNCELOT:

No, it's too perilous.

GALAHAD:

Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.

LAUNCELOT:

No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!

GALAHAD:

Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?

LAUNCELOT:

No. It's unhealthy.

GALAHAD:

I bet you're gay.

LAUNCELOT:

No, I'm not.

 

 

Sorry. Couldn't help myself. [/tangent]

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Never seen it myself. Interesting though.

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Wow, this page is sure filled with spoilers, my gaming experience will never be the same.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Indeed :ermm:

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Back on topic: Discuss the role the HK assassin droidsmight have in the game.

 

I liked the idea someone had that each time you destroyed one sent to kill you, you'd get a part needed to fix HK.

 

In the UK OXM review though, it said you'd have to search for parts, implying that at least some of them you'd have to actually seek out.

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Grrrr to Atris! Snooty, stuck-up little....

 

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Back on topic: Discuss the role the HK assassin droidsmight have in the game.

 

I liked the idea someone had that each time you destroyed one sent to kill you, you'd get a part needed to fix HK.

 

In the UK OXM review though, it said you'd have to search for parts, implying that at least some of them you'd have to actually seek out.

Why can't we just go to a droid shop and repair him???

And by the light of the moon

He prays for their beauty not doom

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Hes special, just like you can't get an expensive watch repaired at Wal-Mart

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Back on topic: Discuss the role the HK assassin droidsmight have in the game.

 

I liked the idea someone had that each time you destroyed one sent to kill you, you'd get a part needed to fix HK.

 

In the UK OXM review though, it said you'd have to search for parts, implying that at least some of them you'd have to actually seek out.

Why can't we just go to a droid shop and repair him???

 

Besides, you know that's way too easy. What's the fun in repairing him if the task required to do so isn't life threatening, spanning several planets and such hmmm? ;)

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Hes special, just like you can't get an expensive watch repaired at Wal-Mart

But you can go to a Rolex store and do it.

 

 

Ya but its not like there is a rolex store on every block

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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Hes special, just like you can't get an expensive watch repaired at Wal-Mart

But you can go to a Rolex store and do it.

 

 

Ya but its not like there is a rolex store on every block

I bet there is one in every planet though ;)

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He prays for their beauty not doom

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Maybe the shop manages can repair him but ask you for some favors.

 

So if you're DS you'll have a little fun with the storekeeper. ;)

 

Is the storekeeper cute? If he is, I'd ove to have some fun with him, nevermind the darkside :p

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Maybe the shop manages can repair him but ask you for some favors.

 

So if you're DS you'll have a little fun with the storekeeper. ;)

 

Is the storekeeper cute? If he is, I'd ove to have some fun with him, nevermind the darkside :p

And they call us men, sexist pigs.

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I was joking. Ya'll are usually serious.

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Sure you were.

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Yes, the pink side shall rule all! ;)

Welcome to the Pink side of the Force

 

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Grrrr to Atris! Snooty, stuck-up little....

 

Pink Side Master to Darth Gandalf, Trooper, Ronil Organ, Bokishi, Mr_Dashman, Stargate: 2000, mista_me, DarthDoGooder, GarethCarrots, Ludozee, and Obi-Wan Kenobi

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We haven't come up with much in awhile... thus we are really off topic. This thread would be closed if mods seemed present... anyways... from one of those articles (can't remember which one)

 

"Remember how much you hated Carth? Say hello to your new Carth. Actually, Atton is only annoying in the early goings with his constant attempts to be Han Solo. "I've got a bad feeling about this." Yes, Atton, we get it. But the Atton's ho-hum surface hides some very, very dark secrets. In fact, Atton will surprise a lot of gamers in the later portions of KOTOR 2. "

 

Any ideas?

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We haven't come up with much in awhile... thus we are really off topic. This thread would be closed if mods seemed present... anyways... from one of those articles (can't remember which one)

 

"Remember how much you hated Carth? Say hello to your new Carth. Actually, Atton is only annoying in the early goings with his constant attempts to be Han Solo. "I've got a bad feeling about this." Yes, Atton, we get it. But the Atton's ho-hum surface hides some very, very dark secrets. In fact, Atton will surprise a lot of gamers in the later portions of KOTOR 2. "

 

Any ideas?

 

Well, he is certainly a player from what i could read myself to in screenshots, paying alot of attension to your front if female, and make somewhat addressings like a unscrumpilious charlaten so i guess ill have something in common with him :thumbsup:

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We've already talked about that, but we can do it again. Also we are not off topic at all, this is a spoiler thread, and that's what we've been discussing. I was personally assured by a mod that this topic would be kept open, at least until the spoiler forum is up, so I don't think they mind this topic, thank you very much :thumbsup:

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Grrrr to Atris! Snooty, stuck-up little....

 

Pink Side Master to Darth Gandalf, Trooper, Ronil Organ, Bokishi, Mr_Dashman, Stargate: 2000, mista_me, DarthDoGooder, GarethCarrots, Ludozee, and Obi-Wan Kenobi

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