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I shudder to think of the brain capacity of anyone who saw FOBOS' atrocious trailers who actually bought the game.  It was some of the worst marketing I have ever seen.

I had to PLAY it to review it!!! I ran out and bought KOTOR the next day to ease my terrible wracking convulsions. However, the girl in the game store said her boyfriend and his friends really enjoyed it. I guess the black screen and vibrating controller really did it for them. Inbred morons. (I'm just a tad scarred for life by the game.)

 

By the way, KOTOR has a homosexual character. Not a male one, but things are slowly starting to get better. Hopefully.

 

Oh, and brothels are boring. Except for the one in Ps:T, which incidentally was for the mind, not the body. Romances with at least implied sexual contact would be nice though, seem more realistic. For the gals as well, please! And a choice of characters to romance too. I'm still bitter about that stupid Anomen, though Carth ALMOST makes up for him.

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Morrowind's original release did feature the exact amount of nudity that Daggerfall did (you could remove all your character's clothes etc and run around flashing the ladies in town, heheh), but their distributors ordered them to make these crappy leopard-skin underwears for everyone in the game. BAH, I say. Just BAH!

 

And, Morrowind DOES feature a brothel...sort of. It's that house of Earthly Delight thing in...I don't remember the name of the city, the brothel is surrounded by red latterns though, you can't miss it :p

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I shudder to think of the brain capacity of anyone who saw FOBOS' atrocious trailers who actually bought the game.

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?

Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.

Lois: Hehehe...that's me.

Peter: You dirty hustler.

Lois: Hehehehe...

Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.

Lois: Aha, ok I get it...

Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.

Lois: Alright, that's enough!

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porn music is that undistorted solo guitar in hardcore porn. In softcore it is usually a tasteful saxophone.

You forgot the wah-wah.

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why the hell do people keep fussing over brothels? my guess is that all you brothel dudes are just horny teens. just go visit a real world brothel instead of jacking off at some pixel in baldurs gate!!!!

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why the hell do people keep fussing over brothels? my guess is that all you brothel dudes are just horny teens. just go visit a real world brothel instead of jacking off at some pixel in baldurs gate!!!!

wow, you're cool, you seem to be so...mature...somehow

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?

Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.

Lois: Hehehe...that's me.

Peter: You dirty hustler.

Lois: Hehehehe...

Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.

Lois: Aha, ok I get it...

Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.

Lois: Alright, that's enough!

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why the hell do people keep fussing over brothels? my guess is that all you brothel dudes are just horny teens. just go visit a real world brothel instead of jacking off at some pixel in baldurs gate!!!!

Don't give the kids any ideas......

Lets keep them on safe BG sex. ;)

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In accordance with this thread...

 

Why not make it Project XXX? :D

 

(not to be mistaken with Project xXx) *shudder*

Vin Diesel as the young Yoda!

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porn music is that undistorted solo guitar in hardcore porn.  In softcore it is usually a tasteful saxophone.

You forgot the wah-wah.

DAMN! what was I thinking, porn music can't happen without the *Wah-Wah*

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what game is that "ps: t", can u give more info on that (like its full name.. lol)? never heard of it ;)

planescape torment, the greatest rpg of all time!!!!!!!!!!

 

if you havent played it then you have missed half of your life.

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what's a FOBOS and where can I get one?

Fallout : Brotherhood of Steel, a console game for the XBox and Playstation 2. It's a poorly conceived title where the only similarity with the original Fallout games is name and some post apocalytpic elements. It's not selling that great either.

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what's a FOBOS and where can I get one?

Fallout : Brotherhood of Steel, a console game for the XBox and Playstation 2. It's a poorly conceived title where the only similarity with the original Fallout games is name and some post apocalytpic elements. It's not selling that great either.

ah, for a moment there i thought it had something to do with porn

Lois: Honey, what do you say we uh...christen these new sheets, huh?

Peter: Why Lois Griffin, you naughty girl.

Lois: Hehehe...that's me.

Peter: You dirty hustler.

Lois: Hehehehe...

Peter: You filthy, stinky prostitute.

Lois: Aha, ok I get it...

Peter: You foul, venereal disease carrying, street walking whore.

Lois: Alright, that's enough!

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I would hope those sales would drive a stake in Interplay heart but they still have BG:DA2 that likely will do well but we never know since Snowblind is not doing it.

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what game is that "ps: t", can u give more info on that (like its full name.. lol)? never heard of it  :)

planescape torment, the greatest rpg of all time!!!!!!!!!!

 

if you havent played it then you have missed half of your life.

Planescape torment... I found all those fantasy RPG's to be pretty boring. I don't know why, it's just always the same setting, same enemies with different names etc. Yes, many games suffer of plagiarism nowadays, but fantasy RPG suffer most of it. I don't find it very interesting when you're the last of your brethren or something like that... Why not create something new in fantasy RPG's?

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When you see a brothel in a game, do you really care anymore? ;)

 

"Aw, man, I can't wait to get my pixels on!"

 

:: Porn music starts playing ::

Porn music is great... 70's and 80's that is. It fits really well in Dj sets.

 

Project X is of course CRPG based on 70's (It was illigal back then) LA porn industry. Main character is John Holmes alter ego Johnny Wadd. Hire Bob Chinn to write the plot :p

Let's play Alpha Protocol

My misadventures on youtube.

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Yeah, Interplay is evil because they canceled GAME projects and fired employees they could no longer afford to pay (hence bounced checks). ;)

 

I guess that makes JE evil because he quit work in the midts of developing a game for them. :p

 

No, I think not. :rolleyes:

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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It's not completely different. That's a myth, rumnour, and innuendo. It has differences; but it isn't even close to being compleetly different.

DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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It's not completely different. That's a myth, rumnour, and innuendo. It has differences; but it isn't even close to being compleetly different.

stop smoking weed while posting, its bad for you. ;):p :D

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