EnderAndrew Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 To quote Hardware Wars... "You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll kiss 3 bucks good-bye! Go see Hardware Wars in a theatre near you!"
Ixion Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I like Zabraks, Twi'leks, and a male Cathar would be cool. And a recruitable Yoda-like dude would be freaking awesome. Or AT THE VERY LEAST let's see a fight with one.
ShinIchiro Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Fighting one would be alot cooler. Finally an enemy that you have to run from as part of a mission (unless you think you can match the power of his yoda-ness).
Judge Hades Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Never heard of it. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! Bohemian! You truly don't have any culture do you! Man, you need to see it. Truly a masterpiece of a parody. Thousand times better than the Star Wars Christmas Special. :D
EnderAndrew Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I'm not sure any sites stream it anymore. They sell a Hardware Wars DVD for $20. The short is only like 10 minutes long. There is a commentary track as well, but I won't pay $20 for a 10 minute movie. If they sold the DVD cheaper, I'd probably buy it though. Hardware Wars is priceless. Check your favorite file sharing program. Here is a teaser. Teaser Also, there is a new special edition hardware wars with 20 new scenes. I haven't seen it though.
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 Actually, yes, they did...you see, you killed off the wookies, not the wookiees. Chewbacca, Zaalbar, and Bacca are all wookiees, not wookies, got me? It's funny how a spelling error kept you from killing off one of your most hated races, don't you think? I'm glad that's all said and done, now let us get back on topic... Smart*** 'Nuff said.
icebox15 Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I couldn't get the movie to play, all I could hear was sound.
Seon Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I would like to see Bothans, would be interesting. and that was the take off!
Indalecio Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 What exactly is a Bothan? This is the stuff you miss by not reading books. They're mentioned, among other places, in the Heir to the Empire Trilogy. Mon Mothma also mentions them in Return Of The Jedi. "Many Bothans died to bring us this information."
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted July 8, 2004 Posted July 8, 2004 I don't know what a Bothan is...but I don't read SW EU very much so...
Dead Skin Mask Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 I don't know what a Bothan is...but I don't read SW EU very much so... Native Languages: Bothan Average Height: 1.3 to 1.54 meters A humanoid species identified by their short builds and fur-covered faces, Bothans are widely known as proficient and intrepid spies. However, members of the species have also become fearless leaders, relentless warriors, courageous pilots, and brilliant scientists. As a species, Bothans have been mastering the art of information-gathering for nearly 300 years. The resulting Bothan spynet is among the largest and most renowned intelligence organizations, with operatives stationed throughout the galaxy. In fact, spying has become the Bothans primary industry. Since the outbreak of the Galactic Civil War, the Bothan spynet has primarily benefited the Rebel Alliance, although both the Empire and the criminal underworld occasionally make use of Bothan spies as well. Due largely to their reputation as spies, Bothans are often regarded as power hungry, manipulative, cunning and paranoid. But Bothans are also well-organized, keenly intelligent, and very loyal. They live orderly lives, place great emphasis on family bonds, and are extremely protective of their allies. In addition, Bothans can be passionate and surprisingly eloquent orators, poets, and politicians. Bothans hail from Bothawui, a clean, cosmopolitan planet. They live in tight-knit clans and are ruled by a democratic Bothan Council. Bothans speak both Basic and their own native tongue. Lucas Arts had a great profile I was going to link with the above text on their Star Wars Battlefront page, however to my suprise the profile was gone so Pandemic must have cut them from the game. That pisses me off becuase that was the only rebel class that I was interested in playing due to the fact you could pose as an Imperial officer and sneak into bases. I wonder what else will be cut since Pandemic is being forced by Lucas Arts to finish the game in time to be released along with George Lucas's craptastic special ed edition DVDs. In the words of Han Solo "I have a bad feeling about this." Cheers!
Dead Skin Mask Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 But I want a picture of one. They had a much better pic on that SW battlefront profile page but as you know it has been scraped. This will have to do. http://www.game-revolution.com/games/pc/rp...xies_bothan.jpg
icebox15 Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 It's a giant dog that can stand straight up. How original.
Dead Skin Mask Posted July 9, 2004 Posted July 9, 2004 It's a giant dog that can stand straight up. How original. That's really a crappy pic. The one Lucas Arts had on the SW Battlefront page was much better and didn't look like a stupid werewolf thing. I just posted that pic to give you a general idea on how they look. Cheers!
icebox15 Posted July 11, 2004 Posted July 11, 2004 Hey if you think hardware wars was cool check out Super Consol Wars
macewinduJr. Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 Some one might have mentioned this, but an Iridorian [ the dude in yellow on Manaan] would be a good choice. He could DEFINATLEY fill Canderous's shoes.
Indalecio Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 Bothan. Sorry, that other pic was really ugly. Somehow, they look less like giant dogs, and more anthropomorphic camels.
ShinIchiro Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 Bothans are extremely important in SW, so I was suprised when not one even appeared.
EnderAndrew Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 Personally, I love to hate the Bothans, and my RPG plot did actually involve early Bothans. I'll swap them out with someone else now...
OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 I'd rather have a wookiee out of the two dog looking species...
Darth_Gandalf Posted July 14, 2004 Author Posted July 14, 2004 Who is so Zabrak happy? I mean, I like the Zabraks, but it's starting to seem a little one-sided... "You shall not pass!"
tripleRRR Posted July 14, 2004 Posted July 14, 2004 Everybody wants another Darth Maul in their party. TripleRRR Using a gamepad to control an FPS is like trying to fight evil through maple syrup.
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