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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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25 minutes ago, Raithe said:

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Eh, that's not really a challenge.  327 episodes at ~44 minutes per episode is 14,388 minutes of programming, but 20,160 minutes in a two week period.  You should be able to get 6 hours sleep a day and accomplish the mission.  Wake me when they try and watch Dark Shadows in two weeks (1,225 ~25 min episodes) and its only 6 years of television! 😛 

 

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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Gameboy peripheral PediSedate was designed for dentists and dosed kids with nitrous oxide as they played games.

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a bloody anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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