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59 minutes ago, Guard Dog said:

Mead doesn’t taste good. 

It does, you just need to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women beforehand. 

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11 minutes ago, Skarpen said:

It does, you just need to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women beforehand. 

Sounds like you’re going to work up a hell of a thirst doing that. Believe me you would be much happier if their skulls were filled with a crisp and cold IPA not that thin, bodiless, too sweet Scandinavian crap!

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"What can't be changed must be endured"

Robert Jordan

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"What can't be changed must be endured"

Robert Jordan

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Fun fact: January 6th is National Bean Day. It is closely followed by National Pass Gas Day on January 7th.

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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12 hours ago, Raithe said:

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I don't live in Texas and have no clue of the reference. Can someone provide some context? Are there brownout issues in Texas?

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2 hours ago, Keyrock said:

I don't live in Texas and have no clue of the reference. Can someone provide some context? Are there brownout issues in Texas?

The Texas power grid is isolated from the remainder of the USA. They had a major issue back in February due to a severe freeze. It wasn't actually all that funny; 151 people died from the cold.

2021 Texas power crisis

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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