Funny Stuff: The Phantom Funny

January 2, 20215 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 2, 20215 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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January 2, 20215 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 3, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 3, 20215 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 3, 20215 yr

On 1/1/2021 at 11:39 PM, rjshae said:

That's several orders of magnitude shorter than a woman. :shifty:

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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January 4, 20215 yr

2 hours ago, InsaneCommander said:

the heretofore unphotographed fermi oven: chicago pile-due (doo-eh)

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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January 4, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 4, 20215 yr

Joke's on you, I'm using a new one. 😛

Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing

What is glass but tortured sand?
Never forget! '12.01.13.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 4, 20215 yr

2 hours ago, Raithe said:

Are we talking Mad Max or Mad Max 2 aka The Road Warrior? The above image is from MM2. AFAIK there is about a 5 year gap between the movies. If the first movie is 2021 then we should dress in Toecutter fashion:

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by Keyrock

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"Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

January 4, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 4, 20215 yr

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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January 4, 20215 yr

Author

Iirc, Mad Max (1979) was set "a few years from now" with a date in late 1984 seen on screen.

Mad Max 2 was 3 years later (1987) and Beyond Thunderdome 15 after that (2002).

All this becomes vague with no specific dates ("45 years from next Wednesday") after the Fury Road soft reboot, which besides altering the timeline to be less specific, also changes when the nuclear war happened in relationship to the other films.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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January 4, 20215 yr

to set the record straight, the word is hebrew not latin.

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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January 4, 20215 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 4, 20215 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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January 4, 20215 yr

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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