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A bull was walking in his pasture one day and found a turkey trying to flap his wings and fly into the branches of a tree.

"What are you doing?" the bull asked.

"I want to perch in the top of that tree but I can't fly that high." The turkey replied. 

The bull thought for a moment and said "My dung is packed with nutrients you should try eating some" 

As the bull went on his way the turkey decided to give it a try. He found a huge fresh pile of bull droppings and started to peck away. After a week of this the turkey easily flew to the top of the tree and perched proudly there.

And was then shot dead by a hunter.

 

The moral of this story is  "Bulls--t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!"

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