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Primm (Part 1) Primm is overrun by evil Powder Gangers and I get this jurisdiction bull****? If you keep up like that there might be another "leaning in to some bullets" accident. On a side note, I have always wanted to say "jurisdiction bull****". Thank you Fallout New Vegas. First ally of all things good and proper aquired! It's a bit eerie though. It looks like one really big testicle with a small **** only upside down. Not that I would know anything about that. My **** is of average size and I totally have standard size and amount of testicles, which is... three? Three testicles. It's deputy saving time. Also, someone should start "moving broken down cars out of the way" time. Just not me since I'm too busy doing actual important good stuff. Whoa! This is like straight from the "It was dark and stormy, old and abandoned store" story my mom used to tell me. Guy has an incinerator and a tire iron, and he attacks me with the tire iron. I swear I could hear him shouting "YOLO!", whatever that might mean. Oh, that's nice! I save you and you tell me I'm not husband material?! The sheer ingratitude of some people... Sheesh. I could totally settle down if I would find the right gender neutral personification of personality. Yeah that's how I say it since I'm not a sexist. Which one is the best choice for this town? I just met the NCR, but already not a fan. So not them. Do I really want to make a robot have life and death power over humans? Still, he is pretty slow. You could always outrun him so that would even things out. I think I'll go with the sheriff, but getting him from the prison is going to be a bitch.

Turkey has now banned Minecraft.

INTERLUDE (or a game of Caravan and the road to Primm) Not a winning hand. Apparently Caravan is played by the ancient Finland VS Sweden hockey rules: It isn't important if Finland wins or loses. What is important is Sweden losing. And I(Finland) made Ringo(Sweden) lose when I got a king and made another of his caravans go over the limit. I got ambushed by lizard people. Why would they attack me? This must mean that they know I know what my mother knew. Still more coming? They really want to keep their secrets secret. Wait what is that sound? Oh joyous day! He does care! Wait, something doesn't add up. Why would he come to my aid now when he didn't before? Does he know? He must know that they know I know what my mother knew. I'm calling it now "Fallout: Robots VS Lizard People - The Final Solution" is going to be the next Fallout game. Edit: There was also a non screenshotted happening. Some guy called Malcolm came to me started to talk about star bottle caps and Festus, and then he died. It wasn't my fault. He some somehow accidentally leaned in to my bullets and got himself killed. It was more of a suicide than anything else. I'm sure it wasn't my fault since I didn't lose any karma and karma is the law of the land in Mojave. I took his star bottle caps and will say "Hello" to Festus for him. I think that was what he would have wanted, because I feel I really got to know him during our less than a minute long conversation. R.I.P Malcolm.

GOODSPRINGS It was dark and stormy night when I stepped out to Mojave desert once again. Well, clearly it was sunny and day time, but that's how all the stories my mom used to tell me started. What?! Geckos are lizard people? The ancient evil my mom told me about, who ruled United States of old and new from the shadows. Clearly they haven't changed from their evil ways and seek to control our fluids. Now I'm confused. Surely if they were the evil masterminds, they would wear pants. Or skirts, you know I'm not sexist. Pants or no pants all the evil lizard people were killed, water source liberated, and my first Mojave citizen rescued. Feels good man. Or woman, I'm not sexist. The path lead me to graveyard, where I didn't rob the dead since they were dead so they own anything. Also I reasoned that if I were ever killed, I would want someone to come and dig the bullets which killed me and use them to kill the bastards who killed me. This is a good deed I'm doing here. Your murder will be avenged Jay... Prenzal? Prinzal? Irinzal? Ah. Nothing to see here. Move along. Go the next screenshot... FINE! I revisit my one and only rule. Almost absolutely nothing will be stolen during this playthrough. I decided to side with the good people of Goodsprings and everybody rose to defend what is just. Well, everybody except Victor. "Override command 16-delta" my ass. It's not like I haven't heard that excuse before, women right! Or men, I'm not sexist. Mostly it's just about relationships. You make plans and then the other doesn't show up or even call. It just hurts my feelings. In the end baddies were slain, citizens saved, and almost nothing was stolen. Rest in peace Jay... Prinzal? Yeah, I'm going with Prinzal.

Sawyer is too hardcore for me.

First things first: Our hero, Korppi. If you're wondering why would I call myself Kiro in the first post, post as kirottu, and play as Korppi, the reason is quite simple. I'm deep and mysterious. Next few screenshots are for the adults only. Be ready to see Korppi as you have never seen a game character. No clothes, just the raw detail of his manhoodiness. You have been warned. Mmm... Tasty S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats. Tagged skills for courier who is used to taking care of himself on the road. Not as tasty as the previous the screenshot, but still pretty steamy. Finally Korppi is finished with nerdy traits to make him irresistible to all them babes and babettes. Dreamy. Korppi will be a good guy. Also absolutely no stealing will be done. I thought it would fun to roleplay as someone who doesn't take everything that isn't bolted down, crazy right? So no stealing ever. It's written on stone now and it's only thing there so yeah, no stealing.

I felt like Project Nevada changes and adds too much stuff. When we're not talking about Bethesda game I kinda want my gaming experience be close to how developers intended it to be played. Ha! Like my old snooze pump of a machine could record videos and play games at the same time. No, it will be screenshots and witty one liners, and you'll be happy you get that much. I will add one more mod (For the Enclave!) to the mix if people want to see it. It's not like having more Enclave around ever killed anyone. But now for the main thing.

Hello, my name is Kiro and you may know me from such threads as "Let's play I'm charming and handsome, and you send me your phone number" and "Let's play I'm now in my thirties and I have it all figured out". Today I shall start a new Let's play New Vegas, because I'm chronic reroller and I thought this would be the only freaking way I could finish this game without starting again from the beginning half way through. "Ugh, what an ugly beard. What was I thinking" or "SCIFI game without specializing to lazors and ****? I was mad, mad I tell you!" For this playthrough I'm using mods which fix the issues I have with this game without changing it drastically. First for stability and bug fixes: New Vegas Anti Crash. New Vegas Stutter Remover. Mission Mojave - Ultimate Edition. With these three the game runs smooth as baby's bottom over Mojave sand, doesn't crash and cry like a baby with irritated butt cheeks, and will finish it's quests properly like something about potty training sandy cheeked baby... Yeah, fine, I know! I lost the joke midway! Just be glad I didn't start the thread all over. *cough* Secondly some visual upgrade mods: Interior Lighting Overhaul. FNV Realistic Wasteland Lighting. Since we are talking about visual upgrades I shan't make any references to baby bottoms since that would be improper and frankly below my high standards. Both mods make the game look better and atmospheric. Thirdly some miscellaneous/immersion mods: Mission Mojave - Ultimate Edition Plus. Truly a miscellaneous mod. New Vegas - Enhanced Camera. Look down and see your feet! Incrediable! The Couriers Cache. Adding bit of history to courier who had none. Karma Perks. Making karma matter before you hit the end slides. Unlimited Traits. Since they have a downside and an upside why limit them. Glowing Star Bottle Caps. I will get you this time Festus!!1 The playthrough itself will be in hardcore and very hard difficulty. If this sounds like your thing stick around. I will try to make daily updates of my progress. The greatest joke will still be me stopping half way through. I'm totally calling it.

https://www.unrealengine.com/blog/ue4-is-free

SJ extremists and gaming "journalists" created a false narrative demonizing gamers. Makers of Law & Order listened and believed. I don't understand what is so hard to understand about it. Just to clarify it really is a false narrative: Number of arrests related to GamerGate: 0 Number of violence related to GamerGate: 0 Number of women bullied out of gaming by GamerGate: 0 Number of gaming magazines who updated their ethical guidelines: A dozen or so? This actually quite embarrassing since I haven't kept a count.

https://archive.today/0OHoz https://archive.today/Sm0Mw Mark Kern has been added to blockbot, because "abuse apology". I don't even know what that means.

Those evil people on the other thread got me install my GOG copy of Fallout 2 with Fallout 2 Restoration Project and oh my... Must. Get. That. 25xp. Good bye Arroyo thanks for all the swag.

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The second closed alpha/focus test.

People hearing for the first time.

The idea sounds interesting, but the trailer was meh. Hot zombie girl torn between hot zombie lover and hot human lover while solving crimes with hot detective.

"Forever Sinful"

You might want to try this.

Common sense is a learned skill? No, it's super power.

Nice try TrueNeutral, but I always blame Fio. Always.

I think political correctness is like cleanliness; good to certain extent. Too much cleanliness and people get allergies. Totally everyday stuff makes their immune systems to react way too big, violently even. Same thing happens with political correctness and different ideas, people simply get more and more offended by people who think differently. The difference is that people have started to tone down cleanliness, where the cure for people getting offended by little things is simply more political correctness.

Oh my god, look at the comments on that. They're saying things like "I want these guys to take on politicians!" Why? They're dogpiling an easy target ten years too late and doing it not by being effective and truthful but by being jerks about it. Here's the tl;dr version of that interview when it comes down to what is actually talked about: "Are you a liar?" "Nuh-uh!" "Yah-uh!" "Nuh-uh!" Also since they both keep interrupting each other it reads more high school debate club material than professional games journalism... oh wait... It reads exactly like professional games journalism.