The Jock enters the fray and scans the room (my neck is too taut with muscles, so I rotate my entire body.) I sight my target.
1. I wait until she is getting hit on by a scrawny guy, and then I step up and give him a painful wedgie. My opening line is "Don't waste your time with a loser like that, a real man is here for you." This will work because she probably secretly enjoyed those wedgies she received as a child, and as much as she will hate to admit it, she is attracted to me just like she was her childhood bully.
2. I will give her an autographed photo of me competing in a recent Bodybuilding competition. The bronzer will glisten.
3. I've already rekindled memories of her childhood, and my aggressive nature will cause her to hate me. But that hate will burn bright, and once the emotions are running high, I will bring her into a passionate kiss. If she doesn't pepper spray me, I'm in.
4. Of course I make fun of her name. But I'm not smart enough to make any witty changes to it, so I just pronounce it funny and laugh.