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Everythying.If they have something nasty, chastity-latex will protect you. Its main function is that it stores sunlight that is released by the command "Fiat lux!" instantly destroying all vampires nearby. But thats not all, it also comes with built-in claws that are dipped in holy water, micropores that secrete artificial garlic, a white noise generator, high-heeled boot with crosses in the soles and last but not least- a wicked cleavage in the form of a cross :D
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You're awfully obsessed by this Volo, you have obviosuly not grasped the concept of the duality of man :D I would love to see Lucas completely trash the post-RotJ EU with another film. Btw, Am I the only one who thinks nearly every bit of EU material that takes place post-rotj is complete rubbish? I cant stand that POS Thrawn triklogy or the DarkEmpire clonefeast... and the very idea of Yuzan Wong makes me cringe.
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I have no idea, Ive never liked the concept of superheroes such as DC's so I havent read any since I was a kid.
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flourescent light tubes + fire = bad everyone knows that. atleast anyone who liked fire when he was a kid.
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What music are you listening to right now?
Kaftan Barlast replied to draakh_kimera's topic in Way Off-Topic
They've got "Ozzy" embroidered on the right thigh :D They're awesome. Ill trade them for your lightsaber " Sleep - Dragonaut (the best stonerrock/doom song ever written) -
What music are you listening to right now?
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Dude, Im wearing an original pair of officially licensed Ozzy shorts from 1998 at the moment. Thats hardcore. Supernaut -
The mystery thickens.. or does it?
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Phh, I was dead sure you were gonna ask me about the chastity latex. But, The new classical Lady Death series is a new continuity that takes the classic concept of the scantily clad, pale harbinger of death woman from hell. They restarted the old variant because the fans didnt think there was enough T&A in "medieval lady death" " (which they also restarted, btw. twice even! :D) Most comics need to reboot after a couple of years when they've clogged them with too much crap.
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Sounds interesting, chemicly speaking. Do you know exactly what they were using?
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I never got past the conveyor belt by the end of the world. There a bug for me that makes it impossible to swim up to the crane if the chain is in place
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Im sitting here with the brand new first issue of the "new classical" Lady D and there aint no latex-covered nymphs in the world that could beat it :D Not even the sisterhood of sacred vampire hunters with their special red chastity-latex combat suits. ..well, ok. if the were REAL. but that goes without saying.
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In other words, they made custom giant glowsticks? But those arent normally combustible/flammable?
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On the track of surviving Jedi/force users: I just read the final part of the Star Wars Obsession comic miniseries and (dont read this spoiler if you want to read the comic, it ruins the ending) hooray.
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There's a new anti-piracy law comming through here July 1st. Problem is, it makes every single person who has ever surfed the net a criminal, since it doesnt permit you to save pictures from websites to your hardrive :D "Temporary internet files"? THEFT IS WHAT I CALL IT!!! silliness.
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1. All partitions are easily created and formatted using the WinXP install disk 2. WinXp will present you with a boot screen on startup where you may select OS. If it doesnt, it can be set manually in the boot.ini of XP 3. Yes, different partitions can have different file systems. Its tricky with older OS because they cant be installed on partitions greater than a certain size.. I only remember that its 2gig for DOS 6.2 but before you do this, are you SURE there is no other way? for instance, almost all DOS based games can be run with the DOSbox emulator
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Mace-Palps showdown in the official novelization
Kaftan Barlast replied to Nur Ab Sal's topic in Way Off-Topic
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Stop the senseless violence against female villain
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Who reanimated it? eyecandy. -
I didnt have any problems problems with the Anakin fall scene because my overactive imagination filled in the blanks. Exar Kuns afll on the other hand, noone could sell me on that. He was headed in the wring direction, sure but he still joined the darkside like you flick a lightswitch. Its like his "yes" gave him 50 instant dark side points.
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The only film we ever got to see was Schindler's list when I was in ourequivalnetofhighschool. Some goverment guys had gotten the idea into their heads that kids nowadays had forgotten about the holocaust so they gave Spielberg about a 100million dollars to get to show it in every school in the nation. It did start a big "you ramble on about something that happened 60years ago, but when people get slaughtered in 3rd world countries today you just turn a blind eye" thing in the media so I guess it wasnt all wasted.
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You have to give us time. Looking at a picture is quick.
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*the simpsons comic book guy voice* Neg. The comic was published in "Star Wars Tales #2" and it is wellknown that Star Wars Tales is completely non-canon. As is explained in the editorial strip of issue #6
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We feel your pain, Launch. But take comfort in the fact that the ribs on the pressure hull of a submarine grants the ability to go 33% deeper than with an unribbed hull
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Aye. I mean seriously "I hate you" is on level with "You bastard!" :D were they EU and then brought into the film canon? I thought it was the other way around.. I guess that proves Im not a nerd(I just read more comics than your average person)
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You're pulling our leg arent you? That was pure cheese dialougea la Lucas. Anakin screaming "I hate you" like some teenage punk to his father? Phhh! I did peak into "the illustrated" manuscript and the list of dead Jedi(apart from the ones shown in the film) is as follows: Barriss Offee Luminara Unduli Shak Ti Stass Alie Quinlan Vos is described "the cannon fires and Quinlan Vos and the Clones disapear in a huge explosion" so he may be alive. However, in the comic we see his body in the blast. List of possibly surviving Jedi: The dark woman
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I actually asked him about this a while ago, but I forgot everything except that AotS was something about anal and sandboxes. We musy counter this by comming up with our own pointless abbrevations, like "Fionavar is a Fknrtl.Spe.t-ck"