Everything posted by Mojito
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 5 Albatross- 16 Ali Shaheed- 1 (-1) Get your coffin ready. Conrad Marburg- 10 Henry Leland- 12 Hong Shi- 11 Konstantin Brayko- 14 Mina Tang- 8 Omen Deng- 18 Ronald Sung- 7 SIE- 21 (+1) She's funny. Vote for her. Scarlet Lake- 22 Sis- 22 Steven Heck- 20 Yancy Westridge- 2
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 5 Albatross- 16 Ali Shaheed- 3 (-1) He gets to be the airplane. Conrad Marburg- 10 Henry Leland- 11 Hong Shi- 11 Konstantin Brayko- 14 Mina Tang- 8 Omen Deng- 18 Ronald Sung- 7 SIE- 20 Scarlet Lake- 22 (+1) C'mon, Sis fans, bring it. Sis- 22 Steven Heck- 20 Yancy Westridge- 2
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 6 Albatross- 16 Ali Shaheed- 6 Conrad Marburg- 10 Grigori Pazinhov- 3 Henry Leland- 11 Hong Shi- 11 Konstantin Brayko- 14 Mina Tang- 8 Omen Deng- 18 Ronald Sung- 6 SIE- 18 Scarlet Lake- 20 (+1) Who else can verbally rape Mike? Sis- 20 (-1) I don't hate her but she's drastically overrated to the point she starts to remind me of Tali. I hate Tali. Steven Heck- 19 Yancy Westridge- 3
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 6 (-1) Albatross- 14 Ali Shaheed- 8 Conrad Marburg- 10 Grigori Pazinhov- 4 Henry Leland- 11 Hong Shi- 10 Konstantin Brayko- 13 Mina Tang- 9 Omen Deng- 17 Ronald Sung- 7 SIE- 17 Scarlet Lake- 19 (+1) Sergei Surkov- 2 Sis- 20 Steven Heck- 17 Yancy Westridge- 4
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 9 Albatross- 13 Ali Shaheed- 9 Conrad Marburg- 10 Grigori Pazinhov- 5 Henry Leland- 11 Hong Shi- 10 (-1) Konstantin Brayko- 13 Mina Tang- 9 Omen Deng- 16 Ronald Sung- 8 SIE- 16 Scarlet Lake- 16 Sergei Surkov- 4 Sis- 17 Steven Heck- 16 (+1) Yancy Westridge- 6
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker- 9 Albatross- 12 Ali Shaheed- 9 (-1) Conrad Marburg- 10 Grigori Pazinhov- 7 Henry Leland- 10 (+1) Hong Shi- 11 Konstantin Brayko- 13 Mina Tang- 9 Omen Deng- 15 Ronald Sung- 9 SIE- 14 Scarlet Lake- 16 Sergei Surkov- 6 Sis- 17 Steven Heck- 15 Yancy Westridge- 6
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker - 9 Albatross - 11 Ali Shaheed - 10 Conrad Marburg - 10 Grigori Pazinhov - 7 Henry Leland - 11 Hong Shi - 11 Konstantin Brayko - 12 (+1) Mina Tang - 9 (-1) Omen Deng - 14 Ronald Sung - 9 SIE - 13 Scarlet Lake - 16 Sean Darcy - 3 Sergei Surkov - 7 Sis - 15 Steven Heck - 15 Yancy Westridge - 7
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Character elimination game
Alan Parker - 10 Albatross - 10 Ali Shaheed - 10 Conrad Marburg - 9 Grigori Pazinhov - 10 Henry Leland - 10 Hong Shi - 10 Konstantin Brayko - 10 Madison Saint James - 5 (-1) Mina Tang - 10 Omen Deng - 11 Ronald Sung - 10 SIE - 11 (+1) Scarlet Lake - 11 Sean Darcy - 10 Sergei Surkov - 9 Sis - 12 Steven Heck - 12 Yancy Westridge - 10
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Character elimination game
Oh snap, I should've mentioned that you're allowed to pick only one character you like and one you dislike at a time. My mistake.
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Character elimination game
I'm pretty sure most of you know how these things work but whatever. Each character starts with 10 points. Copy the post above you, add 1 point to a character you like, take 1 point from a character you dislike. When a character hits 0, he/she gets eliminated. I'm going to include major characters only. Sorry, Gelato guy fans. Alan Parker - 10 Albatross - 10 Ali Shaheed - 10 Conrad Marburg - 10 Grigori Pazinhov - 10 Henry Leland - 10 Hong Shi - 10 Konstantin Brayko - 10 Madison Saint James - 9 (-1) Mina Tang - 10 Omen Deng - 10 Ronald Sung - 10 SIE - 10 Scarlet Lake - 11 (+1) Sean Darcy - 10 Sergei Surkov - 10 Sis - 10 Steven Heck - 10 Yancy Westridge - 10
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Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol
For Yahtzee, this is a very positive review. If he didn't like the game, he would focus on its weak points - AI, animations, graphics. Let's face it - AI and animations are really ****ed up. Hell, he could've obliterated the game if he wanted. That's what he does the best. He didn't mention any of these points AT ALL and focused on everything associated with the dialogue system - game's strongest point. Yep. He liked AP.
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Zero Punctuation: Alpha Protocol
Here's Yahtzee's review of AP. http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/vie...-Alpha-Protocol Hilarious, loved it.
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What needs to be added to AP2
Better animations. Look at Conviction. It's a pleasure to watch Sam effortlessly slide from cover to cover. Conviction had amazing combat, AP2 should have something similar. More clothes and hairstyles. Why can't Mike wear a suit? Better weapon models. A lot of weapons in the game looks unrealistic, especially some shotguns. Ability to write emails, not just answer to them. AI. Need I say more? Sex scenes which don't make you roll your eyes. Look at the sex scene in Mass Effect 2 between Shepard and Miranda. It was nothing hardcore (we don't need that), it was tasteful but didn't make ME2 look like a Disney movie. Graphics need an update. High-calibre handguns.
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Who did you scrog on your first playthrough?
Touche, I was thinking the same thing. BTW, I've finished the first book and now reading the second. Those books are simply brilliant.
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Alpha Protocol Quotes
I'm SO getting a negative reputation with her in this playthrough. Leland (about Brayko) : "So, a rouge agent and a mob boss. What could you two possibly talk about?" Mike : "How video killed the radio star."
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Who did you scrog on your first playthrough?
Please refrain from the use of the word "scrog". I have no idea why people can't say "have sex with". Seriously, "un-scroggable OT, Madison (just to make her death seem like a big deal, I personally hated her), Scarlet and SIE. Approval with Mina was too low. I have no idea why I ended up with her on the boat though. And how the hell is Scarlet slutty?
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Dammit, I got spoiled.*spoiler alert about Madison*
That's the punishment for reading the "(Spoiler Warning!)" forums But seriously, how did I miss it? Maybe Madison is so boring that I couldn't pay attention to what she says. Oh well.
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Favorite characters and convos
Well, Mike is just as interesting as you are. I didn't like Mina, I'm not quite sure why. Maybe I just don't like "by the book" people. Scarlet would be a better "voice in your ear" character. Mina is a bit boring. She barely cracked a joke throughout the entire game.
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Dammit, I got spoiled.*spoiler alert about Madison*
Err...you just spoiled it for me too. And I've finished the game.
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Dossier picture of Sie.
From now on, you can consider yourself The King of Awesome.
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Sharp Dressed Man trailer
When I read the name I instantly thought of this : http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=98453199852
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Sharp Dressed Man trailer
He's wearing it (by default) in the ID Al-Jibizraorwhoever mission. I know, but in the trailer he's wearing it in the mission on the yacht.
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Sharp Dressed Man trailer
00:35 Mike in a tuxedo. OMG WANT! Can you wear it?
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Sharp Dressed Man trailer
Awesome trailer. Sie has the best lines, as always. Only they forgot to mention one little thing...you actually can't pick your clothes in the game. Talk about a misleading trailer.
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Favorite characters and convos
Exactly. I knew she was going to die if I go to the missiles (spoilers ftw) and I let her die on purpose. I needed her only for Mike's character arc. My Mike was a reckless, co cky, chauvinistic jerk and he became more cynical and ruthless throughout the game. He needed to know how it feels to have a friend die because of him, he needed to learn that he's not invincible. That was Madison's role in the game.