thepixiesrock

Calax, I think you should just face facts. He's never going to do it.

Is that a fishing game? Haw, haw, haw, haw I'm so topical.

But I never took a geometry class!

I wish I was on a cruise ship. I hate myself and want to die.

I'm going to dodge. I didn't get to decide where I was born or anything. Sure, I love this country, but I don't think there is anywhere I would love enough to fight for under these conditions. Sure, if every other country was a horrible dictatorship, and this was the only country that I could live with out fear, I could see myself fighting for that. But as it stands, I don't want to fight. Sure, I'll bet some of you are thinking it's selfish, unpatriotic, and/or ungrateful. You may be thinking that I should fight for my country, or get out. You'll think, "Hey, it's your duty to fight for this country, you've had the privelege of living here, so you should fight when the time comes" You may think that, but I don't. First off, when I'm 18, I seriously don't think that'll I'll have the money to move to another country. It isn't really my fault, I don't think many 18 year olds do have that kind of cash. A lot of people would call it a privelege to live in the United States. Most of those people, have never lived anywhere else. There are plenty of other countries that are just as great as America. Some, are better. The bottom line is, I don't want to have to fight for any country. I just don't feel it should be an obligation of being born in a country, to have to fight for it.

I used to be a renegade, I used to fool around But I couldn't take the punishment, and had to settle down Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes I cut my hair You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care Because I can tell what's going on It's hip to be square I like my bands in business suits, I watch them on TV I'm working out 'most everyday and watching what I eat They tell me that it's good for me, but I don't even care I know that it's crazy I know that it's nowhere But there is no denying that It's hip to be square It's not too hard to figure out, you see it everyday And those that were the farthest out have gone the other way You see them on the freeway, It don't look like a lot of fun But don't you try to fight it; "An idea who's time has come." Don't tell me that I'm crazy Don't tell me I'm nowhere Take it from me It's hip to be square

Wait a minute... Canada doesn't have a military!

Yeah, but what if I'm not a citizen?

I do. That is my job.

Well, I dress like that everyday, just, not the tie.

You see, now I'm freaked out. I don't want to get diabetes, but Sur's comment in that other thread has had me scarred ever since I read it. Sur, you ruined my life. My old life was one of happiness and discovery. This new life you have forced upon me, is one of fear.

I was wearing a tie because I just got off work.

I'm thinking that don't froiegn chicks love American guys?

If there ever was a draft, I'm just going to go across the river over to Canada.

You need a cigaret to make you look more PI like. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'm not trying to look like a P.I.

It looks like I have some sort of huge disgusting sore on my lip. Don't be fooled by my bad camera, my face is beautiful.

Quit this dead-end job, and become a lounge guitarist somewhere.

I'm not jealous, I just don't think she should advertise her sex life. Please Launch, show a little tact.

Was "love monkey" supposed to be taken in a sexual way? Because I took it as a sexual thing.

Maybe you should stop poking yourself with a needle.

I'm going to live forever too!

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Jay Pinkerton.

I'm thinking he's right, if you catch my meaning! Am I right fellas? I mean, am I right?