thepixiesrock
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All your questions on where Revan went are answered right here... http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=30618
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Don't listen to Wheelman, he is just kidding with you. It really stands for Endangered Unicyclists. They are a group of unicyclers that travel to all the Star Wars conventions and do tricks and such while wearing costumes of popular Star Wars characters.
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What I was trying to say there was that Revan was cloned.
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Undisclosed location...Sorry but there is no going back. She will remain mad at you...I have it for X-box and thus have no way of getting a screen shot... Besides the fact that the Exile is Ultra Powerful in this game, and that this game is incredibly easy (due to the fact that tey twisted the rules aroung and gave you extra stuff.) the answer is quite simple, the Revan clones that you meet on Onderon or anywhere else are not the "Super Soldier" clones but rather, clones trained for infiltration and espionage. They were suposed to sneak in and infiltrate Onderon, and "pave the way" so to speak, for the Revan "Super Army."You misunderstand, the sith soldiers were not Revan super clones, they were cloned from a totally different person (Much like Jango Fett and the clonetroopers.).Thank you very much. I will soon be telling you about more KOTOR conspiracies in the future, be on the look out...Bar on Nar Shadaa...I know, I know, its gonna be o.k. I am here for you... (Hopefully this wil get me some tonight, if you catch my meaning )When he told her he wasn't married...... ... ... ... I rest my case...As a conspiracy theorist I know better then to join any group...I know nothing of these "scientologists". I am an avid conspiracy theorist, athiest, and beleiver in aliens.It has recently been brought to my attention that there are some female gammers who are dissapionted in the fact that there is less sex in female game then in male. Well it is like that for one simple reason, there would be no sexual references at all if it were not for the fact that men think about sex all of the time. It is the main goal in the male life to have sex, all the time. Women have other things, like relationships and what not, men have sex. Men put up with relationships to have sex (And because prostitutes are still illegal in some parts of the world and they are all dirty and stuff.).Again, this is something the Developers, Lucasarts, and "The Man" want you to believe...You will see, you will all see...Suzie, now I would feel bad and be mad at all mandkind and all, but you're just woman so your opinion doesn't matter...This fits in with ym theory, allow me to divert your attention to this thread here... http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=30618You have all sorely missed the point of this game series entitled Knights of the Old Republic. I have played both the first and second games numerous times and up until playing the second game I did not realize the plot of this line of games. You may have missed it also, so pay attention. So I am walking around Onderon one day, minding my own business mind you, and what do you know, there standing directly in front of me is none other than the one and only Revan from my game in Knights of the Old Republic one. Note: I was not heavily drinking or "rocking the gange" as the phrase goes, I was semi sober at the time. I took a double look to make sure my eyes have not decieved me, and they did not decieve me, it was Revan. I though tto myself, "I have finally found him, all this talk of him being in the outer reagions and fighting "true sith" and here he was in the pixilated flesh. I decided to talk to him to see what he has been up to lately, but to my surprise he apearantly did not remember being Revan, another case of amnesia I thought. Until I looked to my left, and there stood Revan again in full Onderon Military attire. This was getting wierd. Then I noticed that I was surrounded by "Revans". they were all over! I began to panick, "Was this a mistake by the Developers?" I thought to myself. Then I realized, It all makes sense now... Take a Deep breathe, What you are about to read will shock and stupify you, you have been warned... The reason there are so many Revan look alikes is for one simple explaination, and that explanation is that Revan was cloned, many times. Allow me to explain... In the first game you will notice alot of Sith Soldiers around. How do you think Revan amassed such an army? He used ancient Ratakan cloning techniques. Why do you think all the sith sound the exact same? They all originate from the same few Super Soldiers. Note: You will also notice at this point all Ratakans look the same because they are also clones. Sure this could be atributed to "lazy Devs" but thats too easy an answer, one that "The Man" would want you to believe... So where am I going with this you might ask? Well let me tell you now. In Knights of the Old Republic III we will find that Revan is not fighting "true sith" as he led everyone to believe, but in fact he is creating an army of clones to take over the galaxy. It isn't enough to rule the galaxy with an army of soldiers who think differently, with an army of clones cloned in your image, you will rule supreme with no one questioning you, it's the perfect plan... He started be having his clones infiltrate the ranks of the Onderon military and common folk, but it won't end there... In Knights of the Old Republic III it will be your duty to stop Revans Evil plan, or join him... Now that I have exposed the true plot of the Knights of the Old Republic series, let me answer the frequently asked questions that must be swarming your brain in a segment I like to call... The plot of KOTOR FAQ... 1. But why would Lucas arts have that stupid plot as the actual plot of the KOTOR series? The reason is obvious, it is an effortt to cash in on the big bucks atributed to the Clone Wars prequil era, without having to follow the timeline of that era and trick gamers into thinking it is a different story. 2. But the Developers will (if they already havent) openly deny this theory, so doesn't that mean you are wrong? No it means I am more right, I am exposing a mojor plot twist with this series and open denial by devs is to be expected. I am taking a great risk bringing this information to you and I wil probobly be killed for doing so. 3. You are an idiot thepixiesrock, and I don't believe you. Fine don't believe me, but you are the real idiot because that wasn't a question, it was a statement and therfore should not apear in the FAQ (Frequently asked questions) portion of my plot revelation. That is the end of this plot spoiler, If you made it this far through the article, I congratulate you.Ahh yes now I remember the brutality of the Bioware moderators...I will just stick to my ole' CD player from target...