World News
July 23, 2101
France destroys all oposition...
...Is what the headlines would say if France had taken action in response to the termoil in Europe. With the unfortunate time machine mishap, the new French Third Republic is picking up where the late French Republic left off, dead. Our French government has recieved a lot of dissaproving stares, and angry letter for their lack of action, but Lou Gutman, head of our French government operation, told time traveling reports that he has everything under controll. He them proceeded to roundhouse kick the Emporer of Austria during a meeting of the seven countries on the verge of war.
Lou Gutman also assures us he is not planning to use any of our new technology in the war. "Especially not an army of robot ninja's..." Say's Gutman. The World Government says they have complete faith in Gutman and his team, and will be rooting for him all the way.
In other news, several hovertruck loads of Robot Ninja's were stolen from a NewTech warehouse. Officials say they will begin an investigation at once. Officers have no leads as of now, but say they suspect a terrorist group of Monkey Pirates.