Earth Times
January 1st 2101
Time Machine Mishap Kills French Third Republic 200 years ago
Scientist acting under a grant from the Word Governing Council created a time machine and accidentally went back to January 1st 1901 and accidentally killed all memebers of the French Third Republic.
Leading scientist Baley Forumspammer had this to say, "Well, I was at the store buying the latest X-Men comic and when I came back, Launch and Kaftan had already went through the time machine. When they came back and I asked them what happened, they just said they accidentally killed some people."
Leading World Council member Jaguar Forever has decided to send a team of leading members of our scientific community, and one oil rig captain, back to take the place of the French Third Republic so no one will know what has happened. This team, lead by Lou Gutman, of Lou Gutman Private Investigators Inc., will insure that all desisions made by the French Third Republic during the past 200 years will remain the same.
The team also includes the likes of Laozin Olastname, Korqel Droma, Launch Chick, Kaftan Barlast, and Ender Wiggin.