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I had one where I realized that Freddy Kreuger was in MY dream (yay Lucid Dream time!) and I kicked his butt with Looney Tunes stuff like getting a giant hammer from nowhere! HI-YAAAA! Pixies: Sequels, no. Dreaming the same dream more than once? Yes. Example: I once had a dream where I was Spider-man and my high school was a mutant school. It was under attack by Sentinels, and I went to change into my Spidey-suit, but Iron Man knocked me out and I woke up at his/her factory. The reason I said his/her was because the first time I had this dream, Iron Man was a guy. Then I had the same dream again right after, and Iron Man was a chick.

Yes.

I've had stranger dreams than that, but that one's pretty cool. My dreams last night were pretty disappointing. One had me be the last man on earth but feminist groups were out to kill me and I betrayed my identity by singing along with Pearl Jam and they killed me. The other had me hang out with a cousin that doesn't even exist; we hung out, vandalised stuff, had adventures, and then he overdosed. Pretty depressing as a whole. My best dream ever I wrote down right after I woke up, just because it was so awesome: (Note, I wrote this early one morning around a year ago, so that's why the grammar and stuff really sucks.) "I was on vacation in sunny London('SUNNY' LONDON FOR ****S SAKE). The hotel I was staying had a giant animatronic praying mantis in front, and in every room, a tiny one served as an alarm clock, waking you up with a weird fairy tale. Then when I woke up the first morning, a servant who was the spitting image of my old economics teacher in high school came and brought me a bathrobe so I could join everyone in the swimming pool. This was in indoor swimming pool. It was also nothing other than my high school auditorium but deeper and flooded. I was surrounded by girls there, and I had to go after the only one who showed no interest in me(which is the opposite of how it would go in reality, I think). Although I don't remember much about that except that at some point I was sitting and talking with her and commenting on her bathing suit resulting in being slapped really hard. Then afterwards, we went to see Stonehenge in the forest. Which was a forest I distinctly remember biking through in BERLIN. The climate was tropical, IN BLOODY LONDON. I had my fortune told by a Druid with a long beard. He told me my life would change when I found the digital alarm clock that said it was sixty six minutes past six am. So I found a clock that said 7:06. Which is logically that. Nothing happened. Then I booted up a computer and played World of WarCraft for a few minutes, before and purple Impish creature ran into my room and told me to go after him. He lead me to a room where there were REALLY CREEPY SKELETON THINGS walking around that acted all friendly with me with Australian accents like Steve Irwin. Which was creepier than them being skeletons. If they were hostile creatures that did not speak I probably wouldn't have been half as creeped out. Then they led me to a treasure guarded by a Dragon. I talked to the Dragon for a moment who spoke like Sean Connery(gee, I wonder where I got that from). And at some point, it yawned. And deep in it's throat, I could see the red lighted letters of a digital alarm clock. 6:66. And then my life in the dreamworld really changed. Mostly because that exact moment, I WOKE UP." Probably the best dream ever.

Denis Leary - Death It's a comedy bit. "You could be walking down the street tomorrow, feeling good about yourself; drink free, drug free, looking forward to the future, and somebody accidentally nudges their poodle of a 75th floor ledge - ploink. And he's headed for the ground at a hundred and seventy five THOUSAND miles per hour - BAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - and KERCHUNK he's imbedded in your head. You're dead on contact. The headline in the post the next day reads Man Killed By Best Friend. People cut the article out and they laugh about it at the office and you're forever remember as THE POODLE MAN! I knew the poodle man and he hated ****ing poodles."

Why is looking like Skeletor considered attractive? I would walk up to most of them and whisper "I can see your bones and organs".

On some other forum I go to, this guy claiming to be this very unpopular and spammish poster's brother posted "my brother died of lung cancer", and we made so much fun of 'him' for pulling 'such a bad prank'. Most of us felt like **** when it turned out to be true.

Nope. Hell, Wikipedia entry says they're generally considered to be one of the best bands in the history of black metal. I weep for the world. E - Hello Cruel World

I used to say "Bob Hoskins is always good" but then I saw The Super Mario Brothers.

Baley, I suggest Danny The Dog (also known as Unleashed). The film suffers a bit from not knowing whether or not it's a drama or an action flick, but both the drama is good and the action is good. Also, it has Jet Li acting with Morgan Freeman. That's gotta count for something.

Joseph LoDuca - Building The Deathcoaster ARMY OF DARKNESS. GROOVY.

Kamelot - The March Of Mephisto. Yay for epic.

That doesn't get stuck in my head nearly as often as Prt 1. Eels - Going Fetal You're gonna love it if you give it a try. You just lay down like you're gonna die.

I suggest you pick up Daisies Of The Galaxy, which is generally their most well-liked release (though not their most succesful nor most critically acclaimed). It's their most upbeat album with a lot of piano and guitar driven ditties about not being afraid, birds, spring cleaning and daisies appearing in the cold city. Also, it has E's Beautiful Blues as a hidden track. Currently listening to: Eels - The Other Shoe on repeat because I'm trying to figure out how to play it. Doesn't seem to be too hard.

I suggest 'The King Of Carrot Flowers Pt 1' which is my favourite song of theirs.

I LOVE YOU IN A COMPLETELY HOMOSEXUAL AND CARNAL MANNER. Baley, how do you like Neutral Milk Hotel? They're sort of a mixed bag for me. I really like some of their stuff and I really hate some of their stuff. Nobuo Uematsu - J-E-N-O-V-A

One cannot see Serenity often enough; and this is coming from someone who was never able to watch Firefly.

I do not suggest it. I had my sketchbook with me when I saw it and kept myself entertained by drawing instead. I couldn't even make fun of it because I felt that would be like making fun of a disabled or retarded person.

Eels - Mr. E's Beautiful Blues More people need to listen to Eels. I mean, [cover me in flour and bake me in an oven and call me a biscuit], someone sent me three songs by this band and within A WEEK they were my favourite band and I owned all their albums and compilations and [every piece of paraphenalia I could find under every rock I looked] that I could find in my record store. Edited for profanity.

This is one of my favouritist things ev4r! Also, I have long held the opinion that nobody has ever outgrimmed Impaled Northern Moonforest's NAME. Currently listening to: Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror I still believe Hansi K

YOU LIE. IMMORTAL IST SO KRIEG. You cannot argue with what IST KRIEG. Or KVLT. Or GRIM. Or FROSTBITTEN. Eels - Everything's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas Which has the brilliant line "Baby Jesus; born to rock!" so that is also very KRIEG. (Just for the record, I think Immortal is terrible. Although, they do have a member called Horgh. That's just so much fun to say. HORGH!)

I... have no clue what to say. My condoleances, I guess. Hope you make it through alright in his absence.

And for every Blue Album and Pinkerton they released there was a Make Believe and Green Album. Weezer has got to be the most inconsistent band ever in terms of quality. I really want to argue both points with you two, but can't. Maybe the first two albums were so good that they're impossible to top? Thought about it that way? Huh? Didja? For the record, I never heard Pinkerton until after I'd picked up the Green album. I had to tune the band out when 'Buddy Holly' was all the rage. Maybe, but that wouldn't explain why Maladroit is still a fairly good album with a couple of great tracks. Although this is just my opinion. I think The Green Album and Make Believe just suck a lot. (Although I do like "Haunt You Every Day") Currently listening to Eels - I Like Birds. Everyone I know pretty much likes this song. It's just so upbeat and happy and catchy.

And for every Blue Album and Pinkerton they released there was a Make Believe and Green Album. Weezer has got to be the most inconsistent band ever in terms of quality.

Dokaka - Smells Like Teen Spirit Dokaka is a japanese vocal-instrumentalist (basically, what most people would refer to as a beatboxer) who tapes multiple tracks of him doing guitar, drums, bass, vocals, etc. with his voice and then puts them together. End result: HILARITY.

Ahh, Deep Rising. SO horrible. Was made by the same guy who made The Mummy series and Van Helsing? Because the rest of it is so ****ing terrible I am usually ashamed to admit I like the Mummy series (I think it's hilarious).