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It's true. He is the shadowy power behind our moderating thrones.

*prods Kaft good naturedly in the groin with a fence post* I don't think it can have been that bad. Before my card expired (7900GT) I was zipping around with few probs.

More importantly will one of the genetic hybrid freaks constantly denounce us?

He has the eyes of a ****erel!

'S why we call you the Meatman, baby.

Hmmm... maybe the children really are our future... Send in more playstations and more pies!

I think they should have Batman, but, like in a casual cream coloured linen suit because audiences don't like depressing characters.

Yes, Smaug talked. But I'd see Bruce as the King of the Elves.

Link. Number 15. The Black Queen

Using up old veg and meat. Chicken, bacon, sweet potato, and celeriac soup. Coarse cut, then hit with a potato masher once soft. I then went out to the shops, but eventually decided not to buy anything. i really should be eating up my own eftovers.

Next oil war: my belly.

I'm more than a little concerned by the fact that everyone is talking witch burning on the basis of so little evidence. I spent many years studying crime, interviewing criminals, interviewing cops... In a case like this the guy may well be a cold-blooded monster. He may also be a guy who committed a very common crime while using a firearm and things went badly wrong. I say that having looked at crimes which genuinely deserve lingering deaths I'd gladly deliver. I'm certainly not denying the poor damn kid had a terrible time, and he was very brave. I'm simply saying that all this hang 'em high hogwash is pretty ludicrous on the basis of so little evidence.

You would make a good jelly baby. I will eat your head. nom nom nom

So, to summarise we should form an armed mob?

Can I suggest you just buy a waffle with cream and syrup?

Who is Mitchell Henderson?

I just realised that one reason I find the TV show 'Peep Show' so distrubing is that David Mitchell has the cold black eyes of a shark. Also viz:

I saw an Oz red rom the Ironstone vineyards yesterday. Any good?

Some adult language, but very relevant, I feel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS_Uvg56U_o

An imaginary prize to the first astronomer to dub the images with a 70's porn soundtrack!

Thanks for the votes of sympathy, gentlemen. C'est la guerre, as they say. But yes, I will no new hardware. The Christmas party last night would have been more sombre, but despite much reduced rations we had a fun time.

I was just wondering that. Maybe after the escape from Mirkwood?

I think it's only fair to point out that under English law, Nick and I are only allowed to shoot Welshmen and natives.

Isn't that the point with magic? It redduces the need for men to collaborate to get what they want.

They probably weren't union rats. Unionised rats would've had a negotiator you could've talked to.