Walsingham

I think it's pretty well established that we all want to kill you already. May as well add fuel to the fire.

I would refer the honourable member to my earlier statement, calling him a c***.

Query: historically a stronghold is both a strenth and a weakness. At the most basic level, assuming you don't build it somewhere bloody stupid then others will value and want it.

Still ill, but think fever has broken.

I mean the academically prized notion of a learned paper looking at both sides of a subject through loose discourse summarising with a "well we've looked at both sides and aren't we clever". I know philosophy, and probably Greek philosophy, must have come upw ith a word for it. Otherwise I wouldn't have been taught it in school. I say 'taught'. Obviously this would have been as a teenager so I was too busy scheming access to boobs to listen to ancient Greek. I love being this ill. It's like being drunk without the social conscience.

... A history far more complex, and more simple, and far less rooted in a clash of civilizations than you would like. The earliest example of grand and bloody holy wars goes back to Zoroastrianism, to the best of my knowledge. Yet that was only expedient to the needs of the nascent Persian empire. Ancient history is debateable, but suggesting it goes only so far as the Shah of Iran reveals the depth of your historic ignorance. I'd have thought it was perfectly well known that the British Empire was fighting Islamic fundamentalism - or perhaps it is more accurate to say it was fighting us - many years before Iran even existed, in places like the Sudan. If not in India even earlier. The only way your assertion makes any sense is by linking modern Islamic fundamentalism with post marxist revolutionary doctrines. Which is half my ****ing point. It's not Islam. It's revolutionary fascism with a dash of muslim supremacy to taste. If you really think this is a war I suggest to turn your brain on. It may come in handy.

Everyone stay calm. If we don't show fear, the Scandinavians will soon lapse back into bacon-scented somnolescence.

Relevant: tactical boobage

Forcing my brain along like an undead mule today. Hope I'm not prolonging the illness. Took plenty of outdoors breaks and ate as many chillis as possible.

Fwiiw I think bystander effect applies hwen a situation is ambiguous, like someone lying down unconscious. Two bloodstained shouting ****wits isn't ambiguous, it's just dangerous.

What's the technical term for your basic academic waffle-fest? You know, when you talk around the houses, look at both sides and conclude "it depends" like a total c***? In other news, I get really cranky when running a fever.

I just realised that I've been sniffling like a trapped terrier, my throat's dry and I'm running a temperature. I can't afford the time to be sick just now!!!!

Good luck. Let us know how it goes.

Troll fail. Not a single serious response. Poor troll.

No time to brief on this at the minute, but found some facts on China that may make me revise my earlier analysis slightly. The bottom line remains that China and the developing world hold the key, not us. But I may have been unfair about how hard they are trying.

*whispers* Mate, you're using the wrong alt.

Anti-western terror doesn't give a flying **** what we do or don't do. Any alteration in foreign policy on a 'key' issue is met by a change in their propaganda. Israel, Chechnya, the Balkans, Afghanistan, Libya, London, Paris, Stockholm. I've been watching them work for at least 20 years. They take angry bloody cretins, indoctrinate them, give them some basic killing skills, and let them loose. They don't understand any of the so-called issues, and they don't want to. At the same time, the terrorists are pushing and trying to provoke clashes between us and normal ordinary Muslims so that their sons and daughters feel personally threatened and the terrorists can hoover up more recruits. It's precisely what these stupid ****s were talking about while they waited for the police. So every time someone calls all Muslims terrorists, and every time someone makes bull**** excuses about somehow it being our fault, they contribute a tiny bit to the process that makes these attacks happen. Directly. Personally. Yes, I'm god damned angry. I've been taught to respect courage and sacrifice, to be grateful to those who make me safer. Like the fellah who died. By contrast what the internet calls trolls are cowards getting cheap thrills while making me less safe. It makes me want to puke. You talk about wanting rid of all the Muslims? I want rid of all you ****s.

Speaking as the only British person so far... shut the **** up. Everyone. I find it nearly as disasteful that you swivel eyed bastards are pushing your anti-muslim agenda as that someone I may have known has had their ****ing head cut off. I know Woolwich quite well through the TA. From what I understand that might easily have been me with my head cut off. And I wouldn't have blamed muslims I'd have blamed swivel eyed bastards with an anti-christian agenda. Seriously. I've just gone off a lot of you completely. This isn't a points scoring exercise.

The only thing which is ever lacking Simon and Garfunkel is the feotid slavering maw of an angry ANGRY velociraptor.

Thanks for the responses. No time to read today, but will have a look over the weekend.

Well, I'm against gratuitous animal cruelty. I think it betrays psychosis more than anything. But as soon as the destination is my stomach, I consider that kosher. I have abnormally large canine teeth and a massive face. It's not for putting carrots in.

I don't like them either. For no particular reason other than not liking them That's cool - there's no accounting for taste, my own included! I'm just curious sometimes why people don't like certain things. It's definitely to do with the chords they use, IMO. That and they always seem so bloody miserable.

No worries.

Commiserations, Labadal. It's not an easy life, working short contracts. You know this already, but just remember that it does mean you don't have to put up with broken cultures, office politics, and crappy views every day for the next fifteen years in the hope of seeing a pension that will get raided by some buffoon on ten times your salary who quits every day at four to play golf. Good lord, that was good to get off my chest.

What? No, different ex. I do have more than one, you know.