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Their adorably impotent fury is what makes them tolerable.

I actually believe this is trolling. But just because it's mildly interesting... The point of time zones is to provide a convention so that people in different locations can collaborate effectively. Be that militarily or in business. It doesn't actually matter what bloody time we all say it is. I can set my clock to six hours ahead right now and it won't make any goddamn difference to my routine. I work to my own deadlines. Hence for many years after GMT was introduced British towns and villages (and I'm sure elsewhere) used to run off a local time from the town clock or what have you. Only the big shipping lines and stock traders gave a monkey's burp. It's all about who you're working with and where they are. It's not a conspiracy because if it was it would be the most contemptible conspiracy since skinny jeans.

If you really want a ****ing conspiracy to decode, kindly tell me why it's impossible to go to a movie theatre without some unspeakable stinkhole using their ****ing phone!

"But how can London be in the same time zone as Belfast, but not as Paris? They are hundreds of miles further away!" The time zones are a simple convention to enable easier international communication. Pull your head out of your arse, and stop wasting your time.

My questions/answers back to you are: Q1. Why do you want dual wielding? A2. Of course there will be. Finesse is the other end of the heavy hitter arc. The two encompassing the spectrum of weapon effectiveness. Q3. Again. Why do you want dual wielding? Answer this and you'll answer your question. A4. Again. A5. Crafting is normally based on levelled skills and ingredients. Unless they put in Deity grade weapons then you'll see high level stuff. Q6. It sounds to me like you just want all weapon styles to be balanced. True? A7. Spell interruption is just part of balancing mages against people with broken bottles. You don't want spell interruptions so much as a way of biffing spellslingers before they use eldritch powers to pull your underpants up and out through your nose. Q7 <sic> Assuming A7 is correct, how else might you achieve this?

Wait, is this the respawn of obyknven following her crated dispatch to Vlad's castle on the Neva?

Superman is a good example of taking things too far. He's like a munchkin wet dream. Except for being a retard. He's the kind of person who'd set fire to their own ass while frying bacon.

I wonder if it works the other way? Like if you imagine them dressed up as a medieval knight? Imagining people naked always feels a bit wrong to me. In a work context. Outburst of the day: "Sweet Harmony Krieg!" (I had to look it up. Not sure why the character popped into my head)

On balance I'd diagnose some kind of paranoid disorder and hope he gets professional help.

Relevant Information in this thread: 1)Oby wants more tittays in vidya gaem, he also bitches about Westerners 2)alanshu doesn't want vidya gaem wimminz to look like they're about to shoot a porn 3)mkreku want dem wimminz off the football field the local village boys built(while being bankrolled by the government) 4)LadyCrimson and Keyrock want to institute a new dress code That's kinda what I'm talking about. I mean this can't really drag on much longer. Hopefully something must be distillable from the smush.

If it's possible to derive some real value from this thread, is anyone up for extracting/analysing the predominant themes in the viewpoints made so far?

I loved that! May have to learn it.

Since you like the Carolina Chocolate Drops, I thought you might forgive my reposting a song I linked to a few years ago. EDIT: I know it's weird, but I think Eliza Carthy is hot in this video.

I'm going to come in from another angle: Is the problem really boobs? Surely it would be far more pertinent to observe that in almost every mainstream game I can think of women are PRECISELY equal to men in terms of game stats. That's a pretty positive thing, I'd have thought. The problem I'd highlight is how many games have really ****ty female NPCs.

Obscure outburst of the day: "Don't piss in my ear and call it soup!" (directed at BBC documentary on D-Day that turned out to be about the Dieppe landings)

You should try bollito misto. Basically mixed boiled meats, served with a variety of chutneys and sauces alongside its own broth. Many places serve with pickles not unlike giardiniera.

Three oatcakes and unsweetened coffe for breakfast. A banana and pear for lunch. I'm beginning to wonder if dieting isn't just having a poorly stocked fridge.

Man, Saudi is messed up.

God created Australia to test the faithful. One cannot go against the Word of God.

And this is why I won't live in Australia. Invite some UFO watchers to your place and scam them in some fashion while they are boggling at the lights. At least you get a win out of it.

Focus please, Bruce. I want you to bring in some of that good sangoma medicine. I should think Putin would need a more forthright possibly threatening angle to get him fired up.

If one ever needs help in that area, there's a new underarm-cream drug for that! Modern world marvels ... testosterone boost in a jar! Just don't let your wife mistake it for her nightly face cream. I presume it makes her grow a moustache?

I am feeling it now. That's some love. Enoch? I reckon you could lay some mellow jazz on this mission.

As some of you will already know, Vladimir Putin has announced he is going to get divorced. I think that out of a spirit of forumal fraternity we should mobilise immediately. I firmly believe that with our combined writing talent we can compose a love letter from obyknven to Vlad that willl be so jaw-droppingly fantastic that he'll have no option but to immediately elope with her to Archangel. In your own time, gentlemen... engage.

Are you sure it's not just the news affecting you?