Tzar Ender Wiggin the Great offers the following statement:
The benevolent Mother Russia is taken back as Austria has declared war on our fair nation. This is unprovoked and unacceptable. Our army may have wandered into Galacia, but any accusations of offense on our part are premature and unfactual.
Galacia has long been a friendly neighbor of Russia. Neighbors occassionally invite neighbors over. And Russia is the friendly sort of neighbor who likes to come over with a case of the world's finest vodka. That is the sort neighbor that lots of people like to have over.
It is also entirely possible that the Russian army perhaps had a bit too much vodka, and as advocates of safe driving, we may left our tanks parked in Galacia, only so long as to sober up and pick them up tomorrow.
Tzar Ender Wiggin the Great was personally hurt at the accusations and slander thrown our way. We are not barbarians, nor uncivilized. And last time I checked, Galacia hasn't fallen. It is a fine province who enjoys the company of their neighbors, and their neighbor's vodka.
It should be noted the Austrian empire refers to itself as an empire. Their imperialistic desires are evident in their public missive claiming that they will destroy us and claim our lands for themselves. Austria is an aggressor whose bloodlust will never be sated. After they turn on the friendly Russian nation, whom will they turn on next?
Russia will defend itself from all aggressors, but we wish no one harm. We are a peace loving people with fine marksmanship skills.
And Rimscirz's moustache smells of moldy pamesean.