WinterSun

Guns. Survival gear. Skydiving. Who are you planning to assassinate, Eddo?

Meatshielding never works for me. In the 69th "Buttsplitters", basic grunts ARE the shock troops. There's nothing like watching eighty-odd Catachans with Hardened Fighters charging the enemy with mass lasgun fire, while Iron Balls Christ goatsies daemon princes with his power fist.

Hey, is it still funny to mention the "invincible" werewolf?

That's the Malkavian heavy armour.

It wasn't my fault! The voices made me do it! Shake it, baby! One for Kiro-chan

Jamie Lee Curtis can't have kids. Or was that the joke? :confused: But hey, I remember this part from Van Buren! Legend has it she's a hermaphrodite, least that's what my brother thinks. So does my willingness to bone her make me bisexual?

Is that the one where the Nazgul make a suicide run with their Fellbeasts?

Some punks just like black. They don't want to have anything to do with goth and they have nothing to do with goth. They're just punks that wear mostly black stuff. You can usually defferentiate them in one simple way. If you tell a goth he's a goth, he'll most likely tell you he doesn't like to be labeled. It you tell a punk he's a goth, he'll just kick you with steel-toed boots and tell you to f**k off. Pretty accurate, except for the "punk" part. Also: Chaotic Neutral.

WS gets some lovin'! Loving you was like loving the dead... My barbarian, Jarla Fynn. She sucks, and not in a good way.

You're an Orc!! You're quite ugly.. and everyone is afraid of you.... And you could really care less.. You're not very intelligent.. and love you to kill things..

Aw come on! It's not THAT corny...is it?

Emperor - In The Wordless Chamber

Did you get hit in the head with a ninja-morningstar or something? Here.

The kid's probably white.

Old people are kind of scrawny and bony, aren't they? I can't see the lion getting much of meal out of them.

Impaled Nazarene - Contempt You whore, you treat men like dogs In your sickened mind You think you are a queen of one kind You are the perfect example of me-me generation **** the V.D's they are cured by pills No responsibility You do as you wish I laugh when you will die of A.I.D.S. Then you get yourself raped Tell it to the world On all possible forums I read all this **** With total dismay How can you be so retarded Keep on cutting yourself Your pitiful attempts To gain some attention for you You are pathetic whore Totally worthless Next time cut the right way Then you get yourself pregnant Tell it to the world On all possible forums I read all this **** With total dismay How can you be so retarded Finish what you have begun Cut the right way Let yourself bleed to death No one cares at all What you will do Your funeral is more than welcome

I'd swear on a Harry Potter book. And by "swear" I mean wipe my crack.

How do you miss with a nuke?!

As funny as that comment was, I can't help but feel we're overlooking the important detail here: Did he drop any good loot? This needs answering.

That could have been the beginning of Fallout LARP

Manowar - Pleasure Slave She Is Waiting To Kiss My Hand But She Will Wait For My Command My Chains And Collar Brought Her To Her Knees She Now Is Free To Please Woman Be My Slave That's Your Reason To Live Woman Be My Slave The Greatest Gift I Can Give Woman Be My Slave Before Her Surrender She Had No Life Now She's A Slave Not A Wife Her Only Sorrow Is For Women Who Live With Lies She's Taken Off Her Disguise Woman Be My Slave Chained Unto My Bed Woman Be My Slave Begging To Be Fed Your Body Belongs To Me Woman Come Here Remove Your Garments Kneel Before Me Please Me Woman Be My Slave Chained Unto My Bed Woman Be My Slave Begging To Be Fed I Want You Now Woman Be My Slave

I'd show her my sword any day.

Drowning Pool - Bodies Man, I did some serious headbanging to this back in the day. Also, Just because.

Ermm... she seems to be going to the toilet ok in that pic. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, that's her tail.