Today I was waklking home from work and a brown squirrel ran up to me, about 10 feet away, and stood on its hind legs in what looked like a martial art stance. I thought what the hell and I felt a bit whimsical so I got into a similar stance. The beast then ran straight at me and I ran towards it and then it suddenly swerved to on coming traffic.
Now in most cases that would make Squirrel Road Pizza but not in this case. A woman driving a jeep swerved to miss the squirrel, hit th curb and pretty much launched the jeep right at me. Obviously the Jeep didn't hit me or I wouldn't be typing this right now and I would want to see more trees planted by the road side. While the woman was distraught over her single car accident I looked for the squirrel.
The squirrel was on the oppoite side of the street, on its hind legs again, and giving me what looked like the squirrel equivelent of the bird. It then scampered off into the bushes of a nearby house.
I laughed and continued walking home.