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Depending on the location of confrontation, the odds could swing either way for "Chimp" or "Champ". If hostilities took place in the wild, the kumquatq would clearly be out of his elemnent - 70/30 for "Chimp". But if the battle commenced indoors (where kumquatq has access to placeable items/weapons), then the evil monkey may be on the ropes - 60/40 for "Champ".

*admires aimo's skills* Aimo buddy, you can draw a nice sexy Visa' for ol' jaggy, can't you?

Don't worry, you're still a productive, vibrant young member of society. Becoming a grouchy, useless, senile old fart is not something you'll have to worry about....until you turn 40. ^_^

Then it's settled. Number Man and Lady Darque (the two best candidates IMHO), will be the new K2 Moderators.

I'm 100% behind you on this kumquatq. The relatively stringent moderation in "Way Off Topic" is diluting Obsidian's efforts, when the main problem needs to be eradicated from the K2 foras. If the stability of this board is endangered, then one prioritizes. You don't focus your scrutiny on a pinprick when the "heart" of this forum has been holed with a blaster bolt. ----- I think our friendly neighborhood jaggy may have had a hand in that, Miss Darque. "

I've noticed that our pals Phosphor and Fionavar have stepped it up a little...but not to the biowarish degree.

Try 'religious politics' or 'political religion' for optimal results. ^_^

Im not a terrorist. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you did, seemingly, vote for bush...... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was under the impression that Bush wasn't democratically voted the first time.

Announcer : Can anyone take on "The Chimp" - eater of man? Kumquatq3 : I can! *up steps kumquatq "The Champ"* ^_^

In the case of Kumquat "The Champ" q3 vs. arbitrary "The Chimp" primate I'm not sure where to put my money. This has to be the weirdest thread I've seen in a long time <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Oh come one! I'd rather take a kumquat "The Champ" vs. "The Chimp" thread anyday over a Revan vs. Vader. :cool:

She called me an alpha male That's as good a place as any to stop reading and ignore the rest. ^_^

I'm sure a 'Bruce Lee'-esque human could take down the chimp...it's not like it's a freaking gorilla for Christ's sake!

Seriously peeps, if kumquatq's an average-above average strengh man fighting for his very life, the chimp may not be able to match his desperation and thereby give up if not beaten out right.

You pick the winner, :D : VS

The whole 'Kill Bill Vol. II'-esque eye gouging thing kind of puts dim light on kumquatq's chances.

What parts of the animal are used? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think it's a citrus fruit. All vegetarian food... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks goodness - the last thing we want to be munching down is crushed kumquat testicles.

At least we're all in agreement that dolphins are the most intelligent species on this planet. What parts of the animal are used?

They're feet work like 'hands' as well...so they could essentially "foot-punch" kumquatq to counter his kicks.

If kumquat beats the living sh1t out of one of the chimps (even while taking a trashing from the other), wouldn't the first will eventually 'submit to the bigger ape' - i.e. kumquat?

True. But if you pick up weapons, won't the chimps follow suit? Also, what you can't do to them is induce manic fear like our rottweiler buddy. ^_^

Hehe. I reckon the rottweiler could take them...both. :">

Seriously now, not kidding Ok, the monkey might have jumping and pure energy on it's side, but I got weight, strength in general, reach, and the ability to kick. Maybe two is an issue, but I gots to be able to take one chimp. I've talked about this in relation to rottweilers. I'd say the average health young male can take a rottweiler. In both cases I'd think the trick would be staying on your feet at all costs. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You'll get hurt --> they'll feed off your fear --> you'll bleed --> they'll go crazy --> last man standing (or chimp(s) as the case may be) wins. "Ok, the monkey might have jumping and pure energy on it's side, but I got weight, strength in general, reach, and the ability to kick." Yoda vs Dooku. 'Nuff said. :D

But they still remain the smartest animal after humans dolphins humans. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Especially not two. Two of anything can be a worrying prospect.