Oh no. i can see it now.....
STAR WARS EPISODE III
The Revenge Of The Sith
It is a dark time for the Republic ,projected Government
profits for the fiscal year have proven to have been
markedly overstated. As a result income tax
will increase by 1.5% per head and the
C3PO won't be able to afford a new golden shin for
his right leg. It was pawned by ANAKIN SKYWALKER
to pay for repairs to his bedroom after a tantrum
he had last week over how nothing ever went his way.
OBI WAN KENOBI, Jedi Master, and Anakins
mentor, has been unable to afford a decent
haircut in weeks; and has taken to sporting a
natty beard in the hope of scrounging some
credits while busking on the Coruscant Underground
Meanwhile, MACE WINDU has embarked on a
personal quest to seek the truth behind SENATOR PALPATINES
increased dutytax on the Big Banthapoodoo Burger.
Unbeknownst to the JEDI, Senator Palpatine
has been creaming the profits to buy himself a pimped up
Personal Skiff with Bantha leather seats and wookie fur
steering wheel, and bearing the window sticker,
'Honk if you like it Darksyde'.
The Saga continues as YODA arrives on Tattooine
accompanied by JAR JAR BINKS, intent on pimping the
Gungan out to JABBA THE HUT
Oh yeah, and theres some war going on.
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