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jaguars4ever

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Everything posted by jaguars4ever

  1. Bloody hell Harvey. The adult Nephilim is a beast!
  2. The comic genius thing about Legends was how the difficulty got jacked up with the input of every additional controller. Ah, the joys of taking on Mastermold with 4 players...
  3. Canderous is 63. :D Ah, the memories...
  4. I remember using the Fastball Special in X-Men:Legends to annoy my fellow gamers to no end... ^_^
  5. Not even Resident Evil?
  6. Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Febbraio 8, 1901 Lord Jaguar to seek Pope's blessings by Luigi the Chef KING Jaguar said Friday he would emphasize his government's adherence to Catholic dictums, such as opposition to divorce, abortion and capital punishment, in an upcoming meeting with Pope Leo XIII. Lord Jaguar, a devout Catholic, also said that he would seek the Pope's blessings "not for myself but for my Goodfellas and the country" when he visits the Vatican Saturday. Many in the media however, frown upon the lastest Jaguarism "Goodfellas" - a term the King coined for his ministry cabinet. In a gesture to the church, Lord Jaguar suspended judicial executions in cases involving high-profile illegal drug kingpins. However, our newfound King was not hesitant to differ with Chruch pollicy on many issues including prostitution and birth control. Church teachings against artificial birth control have also been blamed for hampering the government's population control programs, leaving the country with a population growth rate of 100 percent last year, one of the highest in Europe. Lord Jaguar rhetorically questioned, "What day and age do we live in when a Happy Hooker gets knocked up by some greaseball bastard, forcing her out of the Merry-Legging business when she has 5 kids to feed?". In other stories, our beloved King Jaguar derisively mocked newly elected French President Kryoxer Baley, declaring the French elecroral process a sham and Europe's biggest joke. "What kind pathtetic hyprocrisy is it when a Rumanian born farm boy become the leader of FRANCE?!", stated Lord Jaguar. Our King went on to mention that President Baley's wife had a face like pepperoni pizza, and was not fit to work in the Made Women Brothel he profusely denies having any association with. ---
  7. Please feel free to contribute to the ongoing discussion in regard to KotoR III: http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=34861 FLoSD.ObE [/Fionavar] ^_^
  8. Or one with you getting eviscerated.
  9. Meta! How disrespectful! Shame on you. ^_^
  10. You as well? *pats Harve on back*
  11. Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Febbraio 1, 1901 Nuovo Re Italiano! by Luigi the Chef Italy unveiled its new king
  12. I believe this needs to be repeated: Only reason of why KotOR 2 needs a sequel is that Chris confuses Matrix Revolution with The Empire Strikes Back and failed to make a proper ending to the game.
  13. Did someone mention home defense? ^_^
  14. (w00t) This calls for Kaftan Barlast's comic genius.... Courtesy of Kaftan Barlast, Inc. ®
  15. "Nonsense! I do it all the time." ---- BREAKING NEWS: "We have your Ender now! Resistance is futile. One by one you shall all fall...Kaftan, Metadigital and the rest of your puny human generals are no match for our power. Soon the world will be ours - except for that dump known as 'Rumania'; you 'Baley' can keep it where you shall rule as a chimp among men. And before any of you even think about resisting, look what we did you your vaunted Kumquatq:" Kumquatq3
  16. Only totally sweet and awesome bukkake wielding ninjas have the power to do that...
  17. Don't knock the Dak'kon! He's one of the deepest, most well developed NPC's in any cRPG.
  18. I think the thing that sucked about this post was that there were too many spelling errors! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Stop editing my posts Ghostie! "
  19. And then he'll change his answers to be Exar Kun... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Gold.
  20. The thing that sucked about this quiz was that every question was asked about 5 bloddy times!
  21. You scored as Darth Revan. You are most like Darth Revan. Revan was considered charismatic, confident and a brilliant strategist who bore a strong connection with The Force. Though he fell to the Dark Side, due to several specific actions he undertook as the Dark Lord, some speculate he became the galaxy's greatest villain to protect the Republic from a powerful Sith empire thought long extinct. You train in the lightsaber form Niman X which executes usage of dual lightsabers, an unorthodox style that while difficult to master can easily throw off many opponents. Whether Jedi or Sith, your actions were influential. Darth Revan 96% Mace Windu 93% Luke Skywalker 89% Qui-Gon Jinn 86% Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus 82% Bastila Shan 79% Obi-Wan Kenobi (Pre Death of Qui-Gon Jinn) 75% Yoda 71% Obi-Wan Kenobi (Post Death of Qui-Gon Jinn) 71% Darth Sidious 71% Exar Kun 64% Anakin Skywalker 57% Darth Vader 43% Darth Maul 36%
  22. Ah, but religous ties will not keep this thread open meta my friend... ^_^
  23. Long Live the Legendary Galaxy Droid.

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