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I'm sorry, did you mean time or crime? :D

"Do you know what happens to a Baley when it's struck by lightning? *pauses* The same thing that happens to everything else."

Then you lose Baley.

Ah, the glory days of Maria Caliban's spellmar antics. Good times, good times... Also: Come on dumbasses - you can do better than this: Pick three games, not three series, and not four games. Incidently, mine are: Planescape:Torment Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis King's Quest VI (that's King's Quest 6 for the dumbass who can't count)

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Febbraio 16, 1901 Italian automotvie engineer unveils prototype vehicle by Luigi the Chef February 16 1901 - Italian engineer Ettore Bugatti unveiled the highly anticpiated Bugatti Type 2 prototype this morning. The six specially commisioned prototypes were then sent to Il Mansion del Don - Lord Jaguar's main resisdence in Sicily. Our King - who recently started referring to himself as "Il Don Supremo" - had effusive praise for the quality of Tzar Wiggin the Great's fine Vodka, "With Vodka like this, it's no wonder those wargongering Germans have their eyes on Russia." Ettore Bugatti personally tests the vehicle for compliance to Lord Jaguar's specifications. Our noble and generous Lord Jaguar decided to reciprocate by sending each of the Bugatti Type 2 prototypes to his friends Tzar Wiggin the Great of Russia, Prime Minister Rimsircz of Austria, Emperor Kaftan Barlast of Germany, Sultan Metadigital Aurangzeb of Turkey and Prime Minister Arch Regis of England. Lord Jaguar stated that hopefully this small token of friendship will unite the sovereign nations of Europe. Curiously, President Kryoxer Baley of France did not receive a Bugatti however.

Those were some awesomely useless autobots! To their credit "Seeeeeaaaaspraaaaaay" and Powerglide were the playas though! Powerglide had a human girlfriend and Seaspray had a mermaid girlfriend. ^_^ Anyway, weren't most of those guys crushed by Trypticon? --- Also: You just can't beat coolness of Astrotrain's three-way transform: :cool:

Curse of Monkey Island?

Quite. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right.

Superman is lame. <_<

2 of Arnie's rock solid one liners made the list! :cool: But come on - I know Casablanca and Gone with the Wind are the cr

Hmm - perplexing. It doesn't make much sense using a cartoon poster for a live action movie. But whatever.

BREAKING NEWS : Serial convict escapes in U.S., Lord Jaguar grants diplomatic immunity! The notorious felon known as Snake mysteriously broke out of maximum securtiy prison in the late hours of last night. While no law enforcement authorites were killed in the incident, Chief Wiggun - a relative of the Great Tzar Wiggin - stated that his pride was deeply wounded, "I just can't believe something like this could happen on my watch. Me, Eddie and Lou only went to pickup a box of doughnuts for God's sake! Aw, poor Ralphy's gonna be dissapointed...". Ralph Wiggun is currenty in intensive care for crayon poisoning. Furthermore, Snake's request for asylum seeking was conferred at the Italian Embassy in New York. Lord Jaguar went on to grant the serial con full diplomatic immunity from all U.S. prosecution and stated there was very little President Roosevelt could do about it. Snake is currently being transported to Sicilly where he is expected to be fully exonerated from all criminal charges. Snake is wanted by U.S. authorites on several counts of felonies including aggravated assault, arson, burglary, murder, grand theft auto and armed robbery.

The guitar solo in Sultans of Swing is the crispest and cleanest guitar solo ever. Period.

Aw, c'mon Harve...you gotta let us play your campaign. You know, there's got to be something to counter the Obsidian Diplomacy Game 1. ^_^

^_^

Bloody hell Harvey. The adult Nephilim is a beast!

The comic genius thing about Legends was how the difficulty got jacked up with the input of every additional controller. Ah, the joys of taking on Mastermold with 4 players...

Canderous is 63. :D Ah, the memories...

I remember using the Fastball Special in X-Men:Legends to annoy my fellow gamers to no end... ^_^

Not even Resident Evil?

Agenzia Giornalistica Italia, Febbraio 8, 1901 Lord Jaguar to seek Pope's blessings by Luigi the Chef KING Jaguar said Friday he would emphasize his government's adherence to Catholic dictums, such as opposition to divorce, abortion and capital punishment, in an upcoming meeting with Pope Leo XIII. Lord Jaguar, a devout Catholic, also said that he would seek the Pope's blessings "not for myself but for my Goodfellas and the country" when he visits the Vatican Saturday. Many in the media however, frown upon the lastest Jaguarism "Goodfellas" - a term the King coined for his ministry cabinet. In a gesture to the church, Lord Jaguar suspended judicial executions in cases involving high-profile illegal drug kingpins. However, our newfound King was not hesitant to differ with Chruch pollicy on many issues including prostitution and birth control. Church teachings against artificial birth control have also been blamed for hampering the government's population control programs, leaving the country with a population growth rate of 100 percent last year, one of the highest in Europe. Lord Jaguar rhetorically questioned, "What day and age do we live in when a Happy Hooker gets knocked up by some greaseball bastard, forcing her out of the Merry-Legging business when she has 5 kids to feed?". In other stories, our beloved King Jaguar derisively mocked newly elected French President Kryoxer Baley, declaring the French elecroral process a sham and Europe's biggest joke. "What kind pathtetic hyprocrisy is it when a Rumanian born farm boy become the leader of FRANCE?!", stated Lord Jaguar. Our King went on to mention that President Baley's wife had a face like pepperoni pizza, and was not fit to work in the Made Women Brothel he profusely denies having any association with. ---

Please feel free to contribute to the ongoing discussion in regard to KotoR III: http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showtopic=34861 FLoSD.ObE [/Fionavar] ^_^

Or one with you getting eviscerated.

Meta! How disrespectful! Shame on you. ^_^

You as well? *pats Harve on back*