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Not only are we treated to Wolvie's Fastball Special, but we also get to see him go into his Beserker Rage!

After slipping the note into his trench coat, Gutman makes his way to the local supermarket. On route, however, Lou notices a dodgy dealer gesticulating in his general direction. Never one to pass up the opportune moment, Gutman approaches the shady character. "Today's your lucky day, mister", says the shadowy merchant. "For a mere $500 you can have one of these items rare extraordinaire!" Deciding to give unsavory dealer the benefit of the doubt, Lou decides to peruse his inventory: Boob-O-Scope : Perfect for the enterprising private eye who needs to go UNDERCOVER. Merely slip on these goggles and the user can penetrate all level of disguise, thereby getting to the very THONG of the matter. Range: A to DD Laugh-O-Ray : Developed in the research facility of the legendary Inspector Gadget himself, this weapon ensures the user has the last laugh. Any enemy fired upon with the Laugh-O-Ray will be rendered incapacitated with unstoppable bouts of laughter. This prolific interrogative tool coerces even the most stoic of victims into yielding their most secret information. [*] Perp-O-Meter : Though it looks like a rather innocuous wrist-watch at a glance, upon closer inspection the true capabilities of this powerful device is revealed. This advanced surveillance prototype uses the psychotropic wavelengths given off by criminal brain activity to warn the user of their impending presence. The adjustable jogglelator can be cranked up to isolate the very cr

Not to mention less bizarre.

Save me this mockery of justice!

Did you get into an advanced screening? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sadly not. But SuperHeroHype has spoiled every detail (like Revenge of the Sith before it), so I pretty much know the gigitty. Like Mus, I guess I don't know the meanig of restraint. But I'm still in shock (with the exception of the first 15-20 slow start), that this movie is going to ROCK. It seems that Ratner - against all the odds - managed to pull his finger out of his ass. Also: The word on the street is that the preview versions shown to the critics will be different from the theatrical release. Now I don't think they'll be able to pull it off, but it should make for a fascinating extended DVD edition. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> -- :D

What Oerwinde said. Also: Make sure you stay until after the end credits roll, as there's a VERY important scene: One that paves the way to X4 just like the post-credit scene in XML did for XML2. "

Predictions on Groups C and E, guys and gals?

Re-install it Surrep. For next week's Fleet War, we'll need another Ace pilot like you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :cool: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 4 fantastic choices! (w00t) BTW, Here's something you WILL find useful for one of those games. Otherwise, it's near impossible: The Rules of the game 'Elus'. Computer lines up a few figures following some logical directions. You have to guess it and select next figures following them. The 1st round is the easiest. Possible directions: Move a figure of another size Move a figure of another color Move a figure of another type Move a figure of the same size Move a figure of the same color Move a figure of the same type The second round is more difficult: If the last figure is large then move blue figure else move a yellow figure If the last figure is large then move circle else the figure of the same color If the last figure is blue then move circle else rhomb If the last figure is a circle then move small figure else large If the last figure is large then move yellow figure else blue If the last figure is yellow then move circle else rhomb If the last figure is a circle then move blue figure else yellow If the last figure is large then move a circle else rhomb The third round is the heaviest: If the last figure is large then move blue figure else figure of the same type If the last figure is large then move blue else another color If the last figure is blue then move large else another type If the last figure is large then move yellow else rhomb If the last figure is blue then move large else circle If the last figure is a circle then move yellow else small

Agreed. But you clearly forgot JE2! [/flamebait] "

It's worth it for JE2 and the ME series alone.

Nothing that Lilandra can't fix. "

I've seen them both play, but I'd say Theo's acceleration is slightly quicker. -- I understand English isn't your first language, but you really ought to understand the meaning of "attacking" before you accuse me of it. Regardless, Martins reputation in the footballing world is marred. Thus, claiming he's 'disreputable' is not 'attacking his character'. Moreover, I said he was 'investigated in the past for lying' - which is true, as if there was no doubt of whether he lied, there wouldn't be an investigation. I never claimed that he did lie. -- Yes I did. Re-read my last post, dear Baley. I understand your confusion, since in English we call it a 'double-negative'. -- We need to reevaluate and be realistic about our concept of proof. We could shift the burden of proof on the journalists, coaches or players themselves (which would hardly net us any usable information), or we can accept the reports we're given at face value. Choosing the latter, the Arsenal staff have already stated that Walcott's acceleration is faster. This article even states that, "A slight upper body is still catching up with the legs that propel Walcott faster than Henry over 15 yards, although the more powerful Frenchman has the upper hand over longer sprints." But by your exclusionary definition none of this is considered proof, right? Hmm, using that logic I guess Martins wasn't proven 'innocent' afterall, but was proven to have the better (perhaps more expensive) lawyers, no? As for Roberto Carlos, he's in the advanced stages of his career and has lost some of the pace he used to have. If you watched him in the Champions League Quarter-Final against Arsenal, you may have noticed players like Hleb and Eboue left him in the dust. -- I read this from an article from last week's newspaper. Incidentally, would you be so kind as to link me to reliable (non-Wiki) source for Martins' run? If you can't, then don't worry about it. But thanks in advance.

Martins is a good (albeit disreputable) player, but I wouldn't believe everything you read in Wikipedia since anyone can edit it. Also, if the man himself made this claim I'd take it with a pinch of salt - as he and his agent have been investigated in the past of LYING about his age (for higher player valuation) and his nationality (for international football eligibility) Further, Nigeria aren't even in the World Cup. So for purposes of this discussion, it would not be inaccurate to say that Theo Walcott is the fastest player featuring in this tournament - a tournament not famous for its tight marking. Skeptics such as yourself are too quick to write him off. For zonal marking seems to be ineffectual against Walcott, as he gets in the space between defenders before surging past them. If England's opposition fail to utilize man-marking against Theo, it will be to their determent.

Hanharr's progeny no doubt.

Sven seems to favor contingency options. To say that Peter Crouch is far from a World Class player is a gross understatement. But being one of the tallest players in the world at 6'7", he offers England a target man, should Sven opt for a long ball stratagem. Similarly, Walcott's blistering pace will simply skin players - leaving them no chance if he gets goal side of them - especially in the latter stages of a game when the opposition has tired legs.

Both.

Well, despite Arsenal being on the verge of becoming European Champions in their best ever European campaign, their domestic season has been their worst in 10 years. Arsenal only just managed to secure a Champions League position on the very last day (with some bad luck from Tottenham who slipped from 4th after being there for 5 months). According to Wenger, "I was never in a situation where we could take a risk with him because we always needed the points. We were eight points behind Tottenham and in a knock-out situation in the Champions League." -- But I never thought he'd actually be quicker than Thierry Henry! It looks like Sven's going to at least use him as a Super-Sub, if not a first team starter.

I'll give you a hint: You HATE this character. "

Re-install it Surrep. For next week's Fleet War, we'll need another Ace pilot like you.

Theo Walcott is definitely one to watch out for. He's indisputably the fastest footballer around. I believe he ran the 100m in 10.9 seconds, and that was with him casually slowing down towards the end. Also, that was around a year or so ago, and he's a much quicker and refined player now. But not only does he have extreme pace, but he

Apart from what I can discern from their annoying flash ads (Cellfactor and City of Villains), they don't appear to have a list.

I'm pondering whether I should pick one up these the next time I drop by Best Buy. But I don't want to buy something which isn't supported.

It must look spectacular on your graphics card, Bok.

Keep yours eyes peeled for Starforce just in case. It likes to sneek out during installation when it thinks you're not looking. :ph34r: -- Also: It was a tie, Bok.