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Baley

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  1. RTL Ski Jumping 2006, in perpetuity...
  2. Role-playing multiple characters thus creating a sense of cinematic delectation never before contemplated by neoteric man?
  3. Have I mentioned how ****ing awesome Ski Jumping 2006 is? Best game ever material.
  4. Curb Your Enthusiasm?
  5. Willie Nelson-Bonaparte's Retreat
  6. RTL Ski Jumping 2006
  7. Everybody is Holland?
  8. Sub-humans can be scientists too!
  9. A Nazi-esque Fantasy universe, you are the girlish peasant Fritz, armed with your trusty shovel and a stupendous amount of sardonic wit you embark on a quest of perilous proportions. Your aim is to bring down the foul satanic dictatorship of Herr Francois and marry your much beloved cousin Illona. Halfway through your holy Christian crusade you discover that you are actually the dastardly Francois, but your revelation does not halt here, no, as you delve into the seven hells of a sickened mind, you distinguish a familiar figure. It is your enticing Illona, the woman of your dreams, the mistress of your nightmares. She's undressing, you sneak past your psyche's demons, nearing her enormous bosom, you look into the mirror and make one last deduction. You are Illona. You die. I'm not feeling very original today...
  10. Praise the lord!
  11. Belated salutations, may your women be well-endowed, diuturnal and flirtatiously obedient.
  12. Act III scene 2 (Shakespeare) Vocals: Saul Williams and Zack de la Rocha Music: Thavius Beck This is a call out to all the youth in the ghettos, suburbs, villages, townships. To all the kids who download this song for free. By any means. To all the kids short on loot but high on dreams. To all the kids watching T.V., like, "Yo, I wish that was me." And all the kids pressing rewind on Let's Get Free. I hear you. To all the people within the sound of my voice. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. I didn't vote for this state of affairs. My emotional state's got me prostrate, fearing my fears. In all reality I'm under prepared. 'Cause I'm ready for war but not sure if I'm ready to care. And that's why I'm under prepared. 'Cause I'm ready to fight, but most fights have me fighting back tears. 'Cause the truth is really I'm scared. Not scared of the truth, but just scared of the length you'll go to fight it. I tried to hold my tongue, son. I tried to bite it. I'm not trying to start a riot or incite it. 'Cause Brutus is an honorable man. It's just coincidence that oil men would wage war on an oil rich land. And this one goes out to my man, taking cover in the trenches with a gun in his hand, then gets home and no one flinches when he can't feed his fam. But Brutus is an honorable man. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. If you have tears prepare to shed them now. For you share the guilt of blood spilt in accordance with the Dow Jones. Dow drops fresh crop skull and bones. A machete in the heady: Hutu, Tutsi, Leone. An Afghani in a shanty. Doodle dandy yank on! An Iraqi in Gap khaki. Coca Coma come on! Be ye bishop or pawn, in the streets or the lawn, you should know that these example could go on and on and what since does it make to keep your ears to the street? As long as oils in the soil, truth is never concrete. So we dare to represent those with the barest of feet. 'Cause the laws to which we're loyal keep the soil deplete. It's our job to not let history repeat. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. Spit for the hated, the reviled, the unrefined, the no ones, the nobodies, the last in line. So here's the plan. The ides of march are always at hand. And when the power hungry strike, they strike the poorest of man. And if you dare put up a fight, they'll come and fight for your land. And they'll call it liberation or salvation. A call to the youth! Your freedom ain't so free, it's just loose. but the power of your voice could redirect every truth. Shift and shape the world you want and keep your fears in a noose. Let them dangle from a banner star spangled. I'm willing and able. To lift my dreams up out of their cradle. Nurse and nurture my ideals 'til they're much more than a fable. I can be all I can be and do much more than I'm paid to. And I won't be a slave to what authorities say do. My desire is to live within a nation on fire, where creative passions burn and raise the stakes ever higher. Where no person is addicted top some twisted supplier who promotes the sort of freedom sold to the highest buyer. We demand a truth naturally at one with the land, not a plant that photosynthesizes bombs on demand, or a search for any weapons we let fall from our hands. I got beats and a plan. I'm gonna do what I can. And what you do is question everything they say do, every goal ideal or value they keep pushing on you. If they ask you to believe it question whether it's true. If they ask you to achieve, is it for them or for you. You're the one they're asking to go carry a gun. Warfare ain't humanitarian. You're scaring me, son. Why not fight to feed the homeless, jobless, fight inflation?! Why not fight for our own healthcare and our education?! And instead, invest in that erasable lead, 'cause their twisted propaganda can't erase all the dead. And the pile of corpses pyramid on top of our heads. Or nevermind, said the shotgun to the head.
  13. Yes, Minister: Better than sexual intercourse with 3 female Ethiopians...at once!
  14. Skammen Paths of Glory Patton La Grande illusion Kagemusha Ivanovo detstvo Cobra Verde Magyarok War movies!
  15. NoMeansNo- The Rape I've been sentenced to all the things I had to do And a naked image grew out of my hands A craftsman without tools, I fashioned these for you Voiceless words and sketches of imaginary lands Always just we two, the hunter and pursued With every step I had you and with every step you flew
  16. Yes, Minister!
  17. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208 986280348253421170679 82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559 4462294895493038196 44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482 3393607260249141273 72458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652 384146951941511609... It never ends!
  18. Official or unofficial warnings?
  19. Such stalwart eloquence...
  20. Story Idea: Mutant Reptilian demons, direct servents of the Judeo-Christian deity, are ordered by their corrupt creator to gather Hitler, Stalin and Mao's DNA in order to fuse them together thus forming the new Messiah and paving the way for the much anticipated apocalypse! Or was it Chimpocalypse! I forget.
  21. Felicitous Bastard! Blackadder III - Nob or Nobility
  22. Blackadder Goes Forth
  23. Hilarity ensues!
  24. Blame crack?
  25. I killed the thread : (
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