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Baley

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  1. Ennio Morricone - Childhood Memories
  2. Unerringly so. Atheist - Enthralled In Essence
  3. Misfits-Astro Zombies
  4. http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showuser=1083 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That was so funny I forgot to laugh. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Original.
  5. Dead Can Dance - How Fortunate The Man With None You saw sagacious Solomon You know what came of him, To him complexities seemed plain. He cursed the hour that gave birth to him And saw that everything was vain. How great and wise was Solomon. The world however did not wait But soon observed what followed on. It's wisdom that had brought him to this state. How fortunate the man with none. You saw courageous Caesar next You know what he became. They deified him in his life Then had him murdered just the same. And as they raised the fatal knife How loud he cried: you too my son! The world however did not wait But soon observed what followed on. It's courage that had brought him to that state. How fortunate the man with none. You heard of honest Socrates The man who never lied: They weren't so grateful as you'd think Instead the rulers fixed to have him tried And handed him the poisoned drink. How honest was the people's noble son. The world however did not wait But soon observed what followed on. It's honesty that brought him to that state. How fortunate the man with none. Here you can see respectable folk Keeping to God's own laws. So far he hasn't taken heed. You who sit safe and warm indoors Help to relieve out bitter need. How virtuously we had begun. The world however did not wait But soon observed what followed on. It's fear of god that brought us to that state. How fortunate the man with none.
  6. http://forums.obsidianent.com/index.php?showuser=1083
  7. Zoolander,The Librarian My rueful consciousness is still fearfully aching, shadowed by mediocrity's gruesome shades. Oh, chimerical gods, you taunt me so. But fear not brethren, for I am to contemplate a master's work, Grizzly Man.
  8. Baley replied to Blank's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Surprise! )
  9. Baley replied to Sith Lord's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Gorilla Grodd?
  10. Bergman's Jungfruk
  11. Baley replied to Gabrielle's topic in Way Off-Topic
    "Once upon a time when the world was young there was a Martian named Smith."
  12. Eastwood's High Plains Drifter. This has to be my favourite Clint movie, not his best mind you (that honour goes to either Bird or Unforgiven), thoroughly enjoyable. What's not to love about a film where the lead rapes a woman and kills 3 men within the first 15 minutes?
  13. Baley replied to Gabrielle's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe
  14. Baley replied to Gabrielle's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Terry Pratchett's Small Gods: "NOW CONSIDER THE TORTOISE AND the eagle. The tortoise is a ground-living creature. It is impossible to live nearer the ground without being under it. Its horizons are a few inches away. It has about as good a turn of speed as you need to hunt down a lettuce. It has survived while the rest of evolution flowed past it by being, on the whole, no threat to anyone and too much trouble to eat. And then there is the eagle. A creature of the air and high places, whose horizons go all the way to the edge of the world. Eyesight keen enough to spot the rustle of some small and squeaky creature half a mile away. All power, all control. Lightning death on wings. Talons and claws enough to make a meal of anything smaller than it is and at least take a hurried snack out of anything bigger. And yet the eagle will sit for hours on the crag and survey the kingdoms of the world until it spots a distant movement and then it will focus, focus, focus on the small shell wobbling among the bushes down there on the desert. And it will leap . . . And a minute later the tortoise finds the world dropping away from it. And it sees the world for the first time, no longer one inch from the ground but five hundred feet above it, and it thinks: what a great friend I have in the eagle. And then the eagle lets go. And almost always the tortoise plunges to its death. Everyone knows why the tortoise does this. Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. No one knows why the eagle does this. There's good eating on a tortoise but, considering the effort involved, there's much better eating on practically anything else. It's simply the delight of eagles to torment tortoises. But of course, what the eagle does not realize is that it is participating in a very crude form of natural selection. One day a tortoise will learn how to fly."
  15. Baley replied to Gabrielle's topic in Way Off-Topic
    The elementary veracity of all existence is that sexual intercourse is and will forever be far more puissant than any god of man or beast.
  16. This is what occurs when one tries to insert an anomalous element in the average SW nerd's dwelling locus.
  17. I'm eagerly awaiting Bethesda's next ill-fated abortion. I sure hope Fallout 360 will continue their most wondrous tradition of making them RPG gizoms intelligible to us common folk.
  18. Baley replied to Sith Lord's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Oh gosh, I hope you're not one of them atheist types.
  19. Baley replied to Sith Lord's topic in Way Off-Topic
    My signature is quite peaceful. And well, Star Wars is, without a doubt, the most woeful plight of the American Film Industry.
  20. http://www.rpgcodex.com http://www.ruthlessreviews.com http://www.reloaded.org http://www.abandonia.com/index2.php http://www.eurogamer.net http://www.computergames.ro http://www.softpedia.com http://www.thegrimoire.com http://www.gutenberg.org http://www.imdb.com http://www.beatallica.com http://downloads.guru3d.com http://www.superdickery.com http://mysite.verizon.net/fanboyprime http://www.biblegateway.com http://www.positiveatheism.org http://en.wikipedia.org http://www.replacementdocs.com http://www.sexylosers.com http://www.archive.org/
  21. The Big Sleep The Lion in Winter
  22. NoMeansNo-Dance Of The Headless Bourgeoisie
  23. Samla Mammas Manna - Andra Satsen
  24. The Beatles - Revolution 9
  25. -Multifunctional Printer -DVD-Player -Headphones -Jonathan Swift Collection

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