Everything posted by Baley
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Books!
I spent all my cash on books ( Dubliners, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings by Oscar Wilde Tales of Mystery and Imagination by Edgar Allan Poe Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
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comic to movies
A History of Violence was okay. Sin City was fairly pedestrian, Marv's story being the finest of the three. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker?
- Movies you've seen lately
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What are you listening to?
The Glory Of Man
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What are you listening to?
Death To The Pixies
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Books!
The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde
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YOUR CHARACTER
Lady Baleora is a dark elf from the far away land of Ragnarok, she's a good Christian who goes to church whenever she's not raping demon a$$. She's like wholesomely good and and young and sexy. She's got a lesbian ogre lover named Rachel. Race:Drow Class: Prostitute\Clergywoman Skills: Immune to all diseases, extreme strength, agility, endurance, intellect, can fly, can use magic devices at will, white magic practitioner, can use all weapons, armours and vehicles, anti-cellulite-belt+5. Weapons: plasma pistol, plasma crossbow, plasma swords, cross of Saint John Paul, poisoned daggers. Appearance: She's 6.0, athletic, has large perky breasts and long black hair, leather outfit exposing her beautiful bellybutton. History: She ran away from home after her sister tried to introduce her to the concept of surprise sex, many lovers, she enjoys sex and Christ.
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The Atomic Death Force.
What if the Mothman murders you while you dream your dreams of brilliance?
- The Atomic Death Force.
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The Atomic Death Force.
Slow day?
- The Atomic Death Force.
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The Atomic Death Force.
Screw you guys, I'm forming my own superhero squad, no noobs allowed.
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The Atomic Death Force.
How about NuklearKind for Mothman?
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Beowulf
No, it had Christopher Lambert killing things...
- Beowulf
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The Atomic Death Force.
You must choose me because I am better than you.
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My perfect girlfriend.
It was a strip club pic.
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My perfect girlfriend.
Perhaps someone saved it?
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I expect this has been done to death, but...
Shut up!
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I expect this has been done to death, but...
It's because I'm better than all of you.
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My perfect girlfriend.
Darque has no sex, you dirty pederasts! Haw Haw Haw, so funny....
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Valentines HQ
I didn't rape her judge. Haven't ya heard of surprise sex? Originality is far from dead!
- Valentines HQ
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Suck it Norway!
But Ski Jumping is number one. All others are number two, or lower!
- Suck it Norway!