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Baley

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  1. Ultimate Avengers
  2. El Angel Exterminador
  3. Baley

    Books!

    I blame Joyce.
  4. Baley

    Books!

    I spent all my cash on books ( Dubliners, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by James Joyce The Picture of Dorian Gray and Other Writings by Oscar Wilde Tales of Mystery and Imagination by Edgar Allan Poe Small Gods by Terry Pratchett
  5. A History of Violence was okay. Sin City was fairly pedestrian, Marv's story being the finest of the three. Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker?
  6. Viridiana
  7. The Glory Of Man
  8. Death To The Pixies
  9. Baley

    Books!

    The Ballad of Reading Gaol by Oscar Wilde
  10. Lady Baleora is a dark elf from the far away land of Ragnarok, she's a good Christian who goes to church whenever she's not raping demon a$$. She's like wholesomely good and and young and sexy. She's got a lesbian ogre lover named Rachel. Race:Drow Class: Prostitute\Clergywoman Skills: Immune to all diseases, extreme strength, agility, endurance, intellect, can fly, can use magic devices at will, white magic practitioner, can use all weapons, armours and vehicles, anti-cellulite-belt+5. Weapons: plasma pistol, plasma crossbow, plasma swords, cross of Saint John Paul, poisoned daggers. Appearance: She's 6.0, athletic, has large perky breasts and long black hair, leather outfit exposing her beautiful bellybutton. History: She ran away from home after her sister tried to introduce her to the concept of surprise sex, many lovers, she enjoys sex and Christ.
  11. What if the Mothman murders you while you dream your dreams of brilliance?
  12. Nozing.
  13. Slow day?
  14. Mirror.
  15. Screw you guys, I'm forming my own superhero squad, no noobs allowed.
  16. How about NuklearKind for Mothman?
  17. Baley

    Beowulf

    No, it had Christopher Lambert killing things...
  18. Baley

    Beowulf

    Truly an epic screenplay!
  19. You must choose me because I am better than you.
  20. It was a strip club pic.
  21. Perhaps someone saved it?
  22. It's because I'm better than all of you.
  23. Darque has no sex, you dirty pederasts! Haw Haw Haw, so funny....
  24. I didn't rape her judge. Haven't ya heard of surprise sex? Originality is far from dead!
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