Nartwak

Don't do that.

Lord, bless this newb...

Make it a 125x600 scrolling gif.

ShadowPaladin isn't... ah... an intellectual.

A lack of some genres? Like what?

I'm going to go with zero. Yeah, that seems about right to me. What?

That's impossible. Ridiculous.

I couldn't nuke the hamster in the NES version of Maniac Mansion.

You've missed nothing. They've only released Knights of the Old Republic II.

The board was so outraged it allowed it.

So you are just bolivating. Got it.

Oh! Of course! How silly of me. :D

Somebody needs to put in an order for more stupid Truth advertisements.

... Aren't you a woman Hell Kitty? Also: Do you have an actual idea what you're talking about, or are you just bolivating? Japanese pornographers have produced quite a lot of live action rape-themed pornography.

There's a lower reported crime rate, at any rate.

Rating: E for Everyone.

The Revolution is injected directly into your brain.

Hmm. Sawyer's entry was nominated for deletion for the reason that he is "not notable". That's a bit of a kick in the pants.

The word is "YOU'RE". Also: I will be an ass. I've met my limit on errors! Death to the infidels!

You'll still be disappointed.

Super Mario Bros...

Why would a three year old have a PC?! I'm stupefied. Buy him some LEGOS.

What.

Well, anyway, I think Obsidian Entertainment is alright. I'm not a dissatisfied customer at any rate. I'd like to see some preliminary concept art for Project New Jersey though.

Come out to play-ay!