Well, so here I am, adventuring with Valeros, and he finds in a little village a gorgeous redhead woman, who wants to speak with him. But... Our Valeros is not good with words, so he needs some help to get through this woman, or he may lose his focus toward our mision.

 

I decide to give him a little push. Some blessings, an ally, anything would work. But nothing... Our gods dont answer our call, neither do our allies. What is going to do our poor Valeros?

 

Then, his bag shines with a blue light, like highlited by the gods. He looks for something helpful, maybe a potion. All he finds is a CROWBAR!

 

Well, I guess hitting the woman in the head may work

 

Sorry, but just found that I can use a crowbar to help me with this barried and found it so funny. Had to share

Well, crowbars are used to pry things apart. Not that I'm condoning that behavior....

Clearly the Shopkeeper's Daughter has an aversion to the Crowbar. I believe this is because her father's shop stocked many crowbars, which she had to inventory and shelf. Seeing Valeros' crowbar reminds her of that painfully hard labor, which she wants to avoid. So she takes her leave.

Ah, you are speaking of conquoring her in that manner...

I assumed he uses it to get the manacles off and exit through the window.

The photo on the card is when he's 7 beers deep.

Note that you can also defeat her with your masterwork tool... I mean tools. :-P

Now let's talk about the other barrier : the blacksmith son

My Sajan couldn't handle the temptation and went berserk with his mattock.  The poor, poor girl 

I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location).

Edited June 1, 20169 yr by Narkon27

I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location).

 

This little comment belongs over in the Augery discussion.

 

I hate this barrier. Almost as much as I hate the Siren. It's funny how in my first playthrough, the girls (Kyra and Merisiel) no trouble with her (the first would outrun her, the second outwit her), while poor Valeros would spend days trying to slip away. It doesn't help that the RNG in the game is extremely week. Valeros encountered her four times in a row (always ending the top card in a 7 card location).

 

This little comment belongs over in the Augery discussion.

 

Exactly my toughts. Deck shuffling seems broken

<Christopher Walken voice>More Crowbar!

To be honest when I first saw the topic I thought it's going to be something along the line of she's hot etc and the first paragraph didn't disappoint.

 

It's a good laugh though that crowbar thing. Maybe the daughter has the hots for men working with crowbar eh

It's not the size of the crowbar that matters.

It's not the size of the crowbar that matters.

True. It's a dice game.

 

It's not the size of the crowbar that matters.

True. It's a dice game.

Soooo.....mini-game?

https://www.amazon.com/Hott-Place-Sex-Dice/dp/B00CFA91C6

Customer Review: "Package came cracked and the dice dirty."

 

OMG that's hilarious.