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I agree with Volourn. Why would anyone voluntarily be American. 

Because I'm afraid I might get deported back to Cuba.

 

Why wouldn't you want to be returned to the socialist paradise of Cuba? 

 

Yeah Orog that wouldn't be so bad...you know how hot those Cuban dancers are and I imagine the local Cubans would see you as a celebrity for living in the USA  :dancing:

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

Plus it would suck to return to Cuba only to be sent to the Isla de Pina or get a bullet in the head because your parents had the audacity to leave "paradise". Yes Bruce, they do things like that.

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

Plus it would suck to return to Cuba only to be sent to the Isla de Pina or get a bullet in the head because your parents had the audacity to leave "paradise". Yes Bruce, they do things like that.

 

Really? I wasn't aware of that, so you are saying for Cubans to return there lives would be threatened....if that is so then yes there is NO reason to return to Cuba

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

Plus it would suck to return to Cuba only to be sent to the Isla de Pina or get a bullet in the head because your parents had the audacity to leave "paradise". Yes Bruce, they do things like that.

 

That might have been once at the height of communism but nowadays they just let you be. A lot of people have returned because they don't like the US (too much work) and they aren't singled out. Even people that are returned after being found by the coast guard aren't, they just get a little black note on their file.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

I hate to break it to you, but unless you retire within the decade that island is nonexistent.

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Global Warming or market crash?

Market crash. Although by the time he hits retirement age(I assume he's 20-something) chances are those islands will be flooded.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

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Nah, I'm thinking of doing my retirement on a different Caribbean island. One where the dollar is still worth something.

I hate to break it to you, but unless you retire within the decade that island is nonexistent.

 

Probably true, although I'm hoping that technology will solve the needs of a globalized marketplace by making it easier have works overseas. But that might be too optimistic.

Meh, **** it; I always wanted to be SINless anyways.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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