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THE END ALL BE ALL SOURCE OF TRUE STAR WARS LORE: (All other sources are considered heresy)

 

MALAK'S JAW

 

 

 

edit--- *tongue firmly planted in cheek*

 

Do you think I'm joking?

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

Just wanted to make sure. :huh:

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Although...I think it's a clever site. For its own purpose. Definitely gets people all riled up.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

The guy who started this site must just spend all day makin sh1t up and putting it on the net.

 

What a sad life he's got!

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Gee, what a concept! People designing websites and actually taking time and effort to construct them. Crazy thing this internet.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

Gee, what a concept! People designing websites and actually taking time and effort to construct them. Crazy thing this internet.

 

I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer!

 

 

 

Oh wait, i just did. Damn! <_<

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

LOL!

 

I've long given up on taking anything too seriously from the internet!

Take everything with a grain of salt and just enjoy the absurdity.

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

I just want point out that it's not specic about the ending at the SW Database if take a look at the Star Forge entry in the behide the scenes it states for some reasons it is assumed the Star Forge is destroyed.

 

Which is good other wise you might need to Destroy it in TSL again. And no one wants that again.

Which is good other wise you might need to Destroy it in TSL again. And no one wants that again.

 

As long as I get miles for my frequent utimate weapon destroyer card I wouldn't care if I had to destroy the Star Forge again. I have almost saved up enough miles to purchase a doomsday device of my very own .

 

Cheers!

I just want point out that it's not specic about the ending at the SW Database if take a look at the Star Forge entry in the behide the scenes it states for some reasons it is assumed the Star Forge is destroyed.

 

Which is good other wise you might need to Destroy it in TSL again. And no one wants that again.

 

What if u didn't destroy it in the 1st place?

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Like I said even if you choose a DS Ending it is assumed the Star Forge is destroyed again.

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If I remember correctly the Death star wasn't completley destroyed...

Actually it was.

Awww crud! Did Lucas change THAT too?!?

"Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

"P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

I think he's gonna change more than that. From what I've seen, Lucas may make Obi Wan Luke's father.

:ph34r:

 

*Shudder*

Arrghhhh!

 

They built a second one (or actually, third...sorta) for RotJ.

I think he's gonna change more than that. From what I've seen, Lucas may make Obi Wan Luke's father.

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Not again!

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

LOL :D Great pic Darth Sun_Tzu

LOL :D Great pic Darth Sun_Tzu

Well, thankyou. post-1139-1093196717.gif

Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

Heh, wonderful smilie.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

Brilliant! That was great!

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Another great idea by the people who brought you beer milkshakes!

 

"I don't see a problem...then again, SW isn't my life, so what do I know...." - some who makes 27.8 post per day on a SW forum!

  • 4 weeks later...

I wonder how Malak could eat in such weird state. Guy was probbly hungry all day and night. No wonder that he gone darkside, everybody would.

HERMOCRATES:

Nur Ab Sal was one such king. He it was, say the wise men of Egypt, who first put men in the colossus, making many freaks

of nature at times when the celestial spheres were well aligned.

 

SOCRATES:

This I doubt. We are hearing a child's tale.

I wonder how Malak could eat in such weird state. Guy was probbly hungry all day and night. No wonder that he gone darkside, everybody would.

 

The nutrients probably had to be injected directly into his bloodstream or something.

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